this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2024
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[–] ImpermeableMembrane@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions."

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, Bishop Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Can I interest you in some steamed hams?

[–] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

“It’s always two steps forward one step sideways with you Gary”

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i love how u cant tell which one is saying it

[–] themarty27 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bishop's glass is full, Horse's glass is almost empty.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

The attention to detail is astounding

[–] 42yeah@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Bishop looks exasperated so it’s possibly him

What the hell do you mean "appear" on the right shoulder of the queen?

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No, in fact, you could say it more clearly because that word, "appear", does not describe an act of movement! And on top of that, the queen has a wall of pawns blocking all passage. How am I supposed to get past?

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What the fuck does "instant transmission" mean?!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

"Your directions were fucking impossible to follow."

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

"Well, at least I don't walk like a drunk catching a fall."

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago

"What the fuck do you mean 'go straight then 90 degrees right?' At what point do I go diagonal?"