combining the longest lever arm on your body with the most fragile snack you can carry
I thought this was the onion until I clicked the link
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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Should come with a spoon so you can scoop up your pulverised Pringle dust
come on, this is a bit. right? 
Another reason why all the ankle biter dogs to go apeshit on my legs
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It lets you know who needs to be shoved into a locker.
The guy who imagined the Hulk Hogan meat shoes was an oracle.
Reading the article was a mistake. I actually felt my brain cells dying.
Why would you even want an ankle holster for chips? Also the fuckers should probably lower the prices if they want more customers, those are the most expensive chips out there by a huge margin.