this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2024
279 points (96.0% liked)

Greentext

6741 readers
1962 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 31 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 103 points 1 year ago

Sounds like Anon should take a break from the whole Internet for a while

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm afraid to ask, what's ropemaxxing?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I have a bad feeling it refers to suicide.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd believe it. 4chan's primary purpose is inventing new ways to refer to suicide

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

I thought it was Roblox

[–] azulavoir@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

TikTok invents euphemisms.

4chan invents new bullying methods

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

I’m trying to invent a new one myself, but it’s not gaining any traction.

Example use: “You’re never going to defeat my build in PvP, you might as well dial 988.”

It only applies to the USA tho.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I've heard them call it, "commiting neckrope" before. I guess this is the next stage in the phrase evolution.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Maybe he’s thinking getting into shibari will help him find a partner? Nah it’s 4chan they don’t encourage each other to learn how to interact with people and develop social hobbies, they drive themselves and each other to suicide

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

better than my thought. let's hope its suicide.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh ho? And what were you thinking?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, can't think of much worse than telling someone to commit suicide, but I'm also not very creative.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

so, these are also the semen retention guys, right? 'cum has magic powers' and all that? I assumed something related.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No that's Aleister Crowley.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

yeah heres hoping it was just about suicide.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For the unaware, “an hero” refers to an old MySpace memorial page made for a kid who committed suicide. One of the comments on the page started with something along the lines of “he was such an hero to end it all…” and it quickly got memed on 4chan to mock suicide. “Become an hero” is basically an old 4chan version of “go kill yourself.”

Ropemaxx is the new an hero, as a way to mock looksmaxxing posters on /fit/. Basically, looksmaxxing is referring to someone becoming attractive as a result of working out. If someone is tailoring their workouts to conform to the “ideal” body proportions and focusing almost entirely on looks, then they are looksmaxxing.

The meme is that if someone is incapable of looksmaxxing, (basically, if they have an ugly face and can’t get attractive by working out,) then they should ropemaxx (commit suicide) instead.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

RIP Mitchell

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Next step after taking the blackpill I believe. Or maybe after chadfishing?

[–] misc 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] misc 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is clicking on these gonna emotionaly scar me for life ?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] PatMustard@feddit.uk 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon is at least sightly self-aware, I guess

[–] misc 7 points 1 year ago

More than what you can say about average 4chan user

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

That’s incredibly sad and this person clearly needs help

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Anon needs a grass treatment pronto.

[–] antidote101@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Seems like an incel problem.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago

Anon has intrusive thoughts

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The psy-ops works, it seems.