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You're actually currently on a date with an AI gadget bazinga, and the reality you're experiencing now is a coma that your brain has put you in to protect your psyche.

Imagine having such an efficient way to telegraph to anyone that looks at you that you're a fucking loser

What if they stop you mid sentence and then hold out their hand and start making all these weird hand gestures. They're clearly struggling to navigate the UI, but they smile feebly and say "this is the future I'm telling you babe" and proceed to go on the rest of the night trying to justify the awful UI design

Oh this? Heh, just the next big thing (besides us) I'm thinking it could officiate at our wedding wouldn't that be epic

Just imagine it a little further and you leaving the nerd

It sucks, right? One of the profs at my uni who I really respect and look up to has a course all about miniaturizing ML models to run on this kind of device. Of course it's kinda different since in his case it's all about actually running the model locally, and I think he's more interested in some sort of medical device. But it seems like this is the direction a lot of the techbro hype is going in.

I also can't help but feel like ultimately, any advances in running ML models in embedded devices are just mostly going to be used for surveillance equipment, military hardware, and robot cop dogs once the garbage AI assistant bubble pops. You can't escape hellworld.

Wot if the gadget was sentient, and the human carrying it was the bot?

Tell the AI to order lube and sex arses for him

tell him his phone can do it way better

[reviewer] AI pin has no screen and is voice activated. It acts as a personal assistant.

Oh so I can ask it to like, set timers or play [streaming music service] for a $700 gadget? That seems expensive but I guess Americans already buy the Amazon and Google microphones so it'd be nice to have a smaller, less evil brand doing the same thing?

You can't actually ask it to set timers

What's the fucking point. I'm sticking with hey siri.

It's a massively overpriced device for a somewhat overhyped technology. But, that alone doesn't mean much, we all get suckered in by marketing and ideas sometimes. And the device arguably has some minorly helpful uses.

I might make a joke about it, but personally, if I was in that position, I wouldn't overly worry on the basis of seeing this alone.

I found YouTube links in your post. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

Link 1:

• yewtu.be
• inv.nadeko.net
• yt.artemislena.eu
• piped.video

Link 2:

• yewtu.be
• inv.nadeko.net
• yt.artemislena.eu
• piped.video