Time to scratch that ball itch
What Lesbians see when other lesbians threaten to let their nails grow
The thought of this person touching a microfiber cloth is too much for me to bear
It was terrible, and you made it worse. Thank you.
Have fun snagging your hands on literally everything
What was the thought process? Nightmares.
Fuck you op
I'm a bad person and I should feel bad.
Those would break off in 0.01 seconds
No they wouldn't. They'd tear along each cut until they met skin ๐ณ
It'd happen pretty "quick" right enough
Oh they wouldn't stop at skin.
Please stop in the name of sanity!
Not if it's gel nails.
This literally makes my skin crawl. I already bend my nails backwards picking up heavy awkward stuff.
This gave me the same visceral reaction as nail-based torture scenes in movies.
I'd poke my eye out.
They break before that happens, time wise
Man, it has been a long time since the Internet has made me say "oh my god" out loud
yo let's go bowling
Quickly run those down a wool sweater.
Scene: Customer walks into toilet, the door closes.
*Short pause followed by blood curdling scream"
Jump cut to outside, screams echo, pigeons fly away startled.
Cut back to outside of toilet, where blood seeps from under the door.
IwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthem
There nothing we can do. The fingers must be amputated.
How to tell someone gets exactly 0 pussy:
That's where you're wrong. He's a gynecologist.
Oh. Oh no.
Whelp I have a new strange phobia
at least put in the effort to make them look like little hands smh
No... Please... This can not exist. Why???
Like a snails mouth
Noooooo :((
Those are some peak water polo nails.
i have goosebumps just by seeing that..
๐
Interesting how most people here are pretty horrified while I like the idea and think it looks a bit cool although it's very impractical.
Strangely looks like pasta.
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