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[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago
[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 45 points 5 months ago
[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 22 points 5 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago

I'd never kiss a banana wtf

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Now go bowling

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

"yes, officer, right here. The one without the banana."

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 14 points 5 months ago

!foodcrimes@midwest.social

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Thats one way to make sure nobody else does

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I swear I can tell who grew up with a lot of siblings by how they eat.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 months ago

And my thought of the day that probably shouldn't be shared is: someone should beat that person within an inch of their life with an orphan.

[-] itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 9 points 5 months ago

You monster!

[-] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Lock this monster up

[-] don@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Iโ€™ll see your picture of a half eaten sandwich and raise you an emoji of a pair of socks: ๐Ÿงฆ

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago
[-] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I used to work with kids. Every now and then I'd eat a banana or hot dog sideways, from the inside-out. They were horrified.

[-] gearheart@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Officer.... Lock him up and throwaway the key.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

I hate when people use prolly. It feels like I am losing brain cells.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Imma kill a few more and say you prolly understood their point about the sammich, so it's aight.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago
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[-] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Harrumphflehgurmphhh

this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
558 points (98.9% liked)

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