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[-] Forester@yiffit.net 147 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds like a really shitty place to visit

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 70 points 4 weeks ago

Realistically there are two reasons you're going there, one is because you have a business obligation or potential contract which incentivizes going there, and two is because you got conned by tourist bait ads that try to hush hush all this stuff because it drives people away.

[-] eatham@aussie.zone 17 points 4 weeks ago

3rd you need a connection flight

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Fourth is you're an influencer and are getting paid to let them shit in your mouth.

Yes, this is a thing that happens. Google "Dubai porta potty"

[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Google “Dubai porta potty”

You can't make me do that.

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 9 points 4 weeks ago

Third is you're an influencer and don't want to pay taxes.

[-] Liome@pawb.social 106 points 4 weeks ago

What not to do in Qatar:
-come

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 4 weeks ago

I think that's covered in "dating" unless you want to do it by yourself.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds kind homoish to me though

[-] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Don’t count out the DIY crowd

[-] kcop@lemmy.world 90 points 4 weeks ago

Addendum -- What not to do: "Visit Qatar."

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 73 points 4 weeks ago

My gay buddy wants to go to Dubai I'm like bruh they don't drink, arrest gays, and it's a fucking cardboard movie set city. It's omega lame af.

Just go to Vietnam or Thailand instead. Great food, cheap af, and they party.

[-] Kolrami@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago

People play too many games with their lives. If a government is telling me not to go to their country, I interpret that as a threat.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I mean it is in every way a threat. There's a silent "or else" at the end.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Thailand: don't say anything at all about the monarchy

[-] OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thats a weird-ass Yakuza NPC if I ever saw one.

[-] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 67 points 4 weeks ago

Alternatively you can also avoid going to countries with no respect for human rights. Act in a way that if everyone else did too it would have an actual impact on the world. Be the change.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 53 points 4 weeks ago

Things you can do: slavery

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 4 weeks ago

Why would anyone want to visit this shit ass petrol state?

[-] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 12 points 4 weeks ago

They seem to get all the major sports championships.

2004 Asian Men's Handball Championship - hosted in Qatar.  
2004 ITTF World Team Table Tennis Championships - hosted in Qatar.  
2005 West Asian Games - hosted in Qatar.  
1998 Men's World Open Squash Championship.   
2002 Women's World Open Squash Championship.  
2004 Men's World Open Squash Championship.  
FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™.  
Qatar Grand Prix (Formula 1).  
IAAF World Athletics Championships.  
AFC Asian Cup.  
Qatar motogp.  
WTA Qatar Open (tennis).  
[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 weeks ago

Thats because the organizers take bribes from the petrol state

[-] sasquash@sopuli.xyz 45 points 4 weeks ago

what a sad boring place. don't go and spend your money somewhere else.

[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 36 points 4 weeks ago

No dating? How do they reproduce?

[-] Kaboom@reddthat.com 41 points 4 weeks ago

Glorified rape

[-] Otakulad@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago

Two words, arranged marriage.

[-] Randomdude@lemm.ee 23 points 4 weeks ago

One word, rape.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 weeks ago

Have you seen their population diagram? They import.

(Yes, I know, it's more complex than that.)

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Your parents match you, an Imam marries you, then the Emir impregnates the wife.

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 4 points 4 weeks ago

I wonder if it's meant to contrast to a "chaste courtship" sort of thing. Just a wild guess, though.

[-] Wahots@pawb.social 29 points 4 weeks ago

Damn, I think I'd break 6-7 of these just by going to the beach.

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 27 points 4 weeks ago

Damn

Straight to jail.

[-] NoneYa@lemm.ee 26 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds easier to list what you can do there.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 22 points 4 weeks ago

If you're a man, anything. If you're a woman refer to the guide.

[-] Wahots@pawb.social 26 points 4 weeks ago

I feel like homosexuality and making fun of religion might get you into hot water regardless of gender.

[-] out@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

Everything in the image will probably get you in trouble regardless of gender except maybe inmodesty

[-] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 24 points 4 weeks ago

Cool, an intolerant place i wont ever go.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago

What to do: never go to the middle east without an armored battalion backing you up.

[-] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago

This place sounds boring as fuck. What a bunch of squares.

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 weeks ago

I'm not inheritly against different cultures wanting to maintain their values, but I definitely wish people could freely enter and leave their culture.

In the case of Qatar, I can imagine not many women would be interested in staying if it was super easy to switch cultures, but at the same time cultures around the world are beautiful, even if different, and it's a shame that they can't be preserved.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 23 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Cultures evolve like anything else. Even language is constantly evolving. Preserving cultures is for museums, not for a growing society. I think that's part of the reason we are in such a shitty place everywhere. 2024 and there's still racist homophobic idiots everywhere trying to preserve the "good ol days"

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

Top of my list of things to not do is visit Qatar.

[-] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

I was a drunk gay in Qatar.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 weeks ago

That seems dangerous. Why did you do it?

[-] probableprotogen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

Remember to not behave like you're gay kids!

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You have to respect people. You don't have to respect ideas.

Passively expressing disinterest in another's ideas is part of the very nature of humanity, and is absolutely not disrespect.

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 3 points 4 weeks ago

The coolest of cool guides.

[-] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

The easiest thing not to do is to not be in Qatar. At all. Ever.

[-] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml -1 points 4 weeks ago

It come from the troll man in reddit, dont be idiots please

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Elaborate on which part or parts is actually completely safe to do in Qatar.

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