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Critical flaw in current wizard fashion

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[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm just positing here, but maaaaaybe she doesn't want to open the can of worms with spells targeting external hair.

[–] TheOakTree@beehaw.org 15 points 1 year ago

I cast: instant brazilian waxing!

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As opposed to internal hair?

[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My hearing is already going, so there can't be too much to target. Besides, internal hair (betting a lot of cysts being caused) sounds like a good target for all the wizards who have perfected the mend spell on organic matter.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just have a spell that makes you grow hair inside your throat.

Lmao, that sounds like someone's idea of a good time, depending on where in the throat. Tickle, tickle!

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I can't grow a beard.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

this is why we fear the gnome and halfling mages

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Read this as bread in soup and was like, “awww thanks”

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was just thinking about the "Mend Buttcrack" and "Diarrhea" combo and realized the fix, poking a hole there, would give you a really nasty infection. You would have to instantly cauterize the wound by shoving in a red hot poker or something.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Just poke the hole with a hot needle.

[–] Moghul@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't suppose you have a link to the original image?

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I guess it's AI made given the hair doesn't make any sense with the hoody.

[–] RyanLiu@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The hand. Oh my god look at her hands

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

see this is what wizards never tell you about fireball, sure it's a great offensive spell but uh, what do you think summoning a fucking ball of fire in your hands does to them?

Be safe, use your fucking PPE. I know it feels silly but i've seen so many gung-ho mages with nubs for hands, it's depressing and it has to stop.

[–] Brickardo@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

And maybe the fact that her left hand has six fingers too

[–] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Part of her cape teems to go under her arm. Also both magic balls look pretty similar, but only the left one seems to cast any light on her body or face

[–] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I searched for wizard on duckduckgo

[–] Moghul@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I see, thanks!

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ha! Joke's on you. Beard in soup, soup in beard, this is just very everyday stuff for me. I may as well cast discover-hair-caught-in-the-plughole in retaliation!