Critical flaw in current wizard fashion
I'm just positing here, but maaaaaybe she doesn't want to open the can of worms with spells targeting external hair.
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2024
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As opposed to internal hair?
My hearing is already going, so there can't be too much to target. Besides, internal hair (betting a lot of cysts being caused) sounds like a good target for all the wizards who have perfected the mend spell on organic matter.
Just have a spell that makes you grow hair inside your throat.
Lmao, that sounds like someone's idea of a good time, depending on where in the throat. Tickle, tickle!
Jokes on you, I can't grow a beard.
this is why we fear the gnome and halfling mages
Read this as bread in soup and was like, “awww thanks”
I was just thinking about the "Mend Buttcrack" and "Diarrhea" combo and realized the fix, poking a hole there, would give you a really nasty infection. You would have to instantly cauterize the wound by shoving in a red hot poker or something.
Just poke the hole with a hot needle.
I don't suppose you have a link to the original image?
I guess it's AI made given the hair doesn't make any sense with the hoody.
The hand. Oh my god look at her hands
see this is what wizards never tell you about fireball, sure it's a great offensive spell but uh, what do you think summoning a fucking ball of fire in your hands does to them?
Be safe, use your fucking PPE. I know it feels silly but i've seen so many gung-ho mages with nubs for hands, it's depressing and it has to stop.
And maybe the fact that her left hand has six fingers too
Part of her cape teems to go under her arm. Also both magic balls look pretty similar, but only the left one seems to cast any light on her body or face
I searched for wizard on duckduckgo
I see, thanks!
Ha! Joke's on you. Beard in soup, soup in beard, this is just very everyday stuff for me. I may as well cast discover-hair-caught-in-the-plughole in retaliation!