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[-] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 13 points 6 days ago

Yeah, that's not a showerthought. That's something you remembered in the shower.

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

But commits 90% of the world's fuckery. I'm 'Murican, I know wut ahm talkin' bout.

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Obviously the most important part. USA! USA! USA!

[-] SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

Pretty interesting that 4.2% of the world's population generates 25% of the world's GDP. Looking only at the numbers, it's pretty cool, but when you look at the reality of it, it becomes a lot more messy.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 30 points 1 week ago

Part of it is that America just has an insane amount of resource richness even compared to historical empires of it's comparative influence.

Let me try to explain it in agricultural terms. America is a nation of immigrants, and yet a common phenomenon is an observed disconnect between what Americans consider local cuisine from a given country and what people from that country today consider average cuisine of their culture.

This is because those immigrants were the tired, the poor, the hungry masses yearning to be free. The cuisine they brought was the stuff people would make to subsist as peasants, notice how many different varieties of "take this basic grain as a filler then layer on bitsins and fixins to give it flavor and nutrition." Meanwhile in the home country, cuisine culture continued to be defined by the elites who had already been defining it. What's really interesting is that the cuisine brought by the poor, did not stay pauper meals.

This is because America as a country is so packed to the gills with farmable land that ingredients considered a rarity for sheer cost in "the old country" were abundant to the point of being cheap. American serving sizes are so big because they were pioneered by people who were thanking god that they could be that big. Chop Sui literally was just "whatever you can throw in the pot, serve it up!", tacos and sandwiches were invented basically to maximize the flavor and nutrition of expensive fresh ingredients on limited supply, Pizza has roots as the equivalent of a street pretzel in NYC.

Imagine if someone took the NYC pretzel, moved to a land of unheard-of plenty unseen by human eyes thus far, and decided to spice that pittily ass bread and salt with choice of topping by loading that shit with the most unimaginably luxurious ingredients they could conceive of because that shit is all cheap there. That's the story of Pizza. That's what happened to basically every peasant food culture that made contact with the US and its because American resource richness is just that unprecedented for anyone who isn't from America already to conceive of.

Stalin once stated that WWII was won with, "British Intelligence, American Steel, and Soviet Blood.", but America wasn't just a factory for the world, the American kitchen put into that war just as hard as the American foundry, arguably more, America's first casualties of the war were the merchant marines who faced U-Boats head on to run food aid to the British public and anywhere else they could slip past the Nazis.

We got so much shit we will literally give it to you for free sometimes

That is how 4% of the world population ends up sitting on 25% of its GDP

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I remember hearing that American service members are by far the best fed of all countries since WWII.

Along with resource richness, I think it's important to note how USA's geography also makes it extraordinarily safe from invasion. It is flanked by two oceans with die hard allies as neighbors to the North and South. Anyone that wants to invade USA would have to make an impossible amphibious landing or super-blitz through Canada or Mexico. Both of those options are nearly impossible. The entire world vs North America might not even he able to pull that off. Then, once the invaders get to the continental USA, they would have to deal the most possibly armed insurgency due to the culture's obsession with firearms. So, the only way the USA could be militarily taken over is by near complete destruction of its population via long-range missiles. This disregards the USA's vastly superior military power. The USA has more aircraft carriers than the next 7 countries combined and each one is technologically superior as well.

With that in mind, the USA didn't have to direct considerable economic efforts to protecting its homeland, while knowing that it's economic production would go mostly unharmed. In contrast, the Soviet's were scorching their own production centers just so the enemy wouldn't acquire them.

Additionally, the USA has the most expansive freight rail system and the Mississippi River allows for easy and efficient shipping of resources, especially from the food production area (eg the Bread Basket). So not only can the USA produce lots of food without having to worry much about protecting that, but it can also easily transport the food to other locations efficiently. When it comes to food and defense, the USA is overpowered af.

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[-] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

And 15% of the world’s prisoners.

[-] NOFF@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

But how much of the online world are we?

[-] uienia@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

About 4.2%.

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

English speaking? Pretty big. There's also vast portions of the internet that are not in English, but if you don't speak anything besides English, chances are you're not going to come across it too much.

[-] uienia@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

People are speaking English because that is an internationally known language. Americans assume that when people speak English on the internet, it must mean that they are American. It is not even remotely true though, Americans are a minority on the internet, including the "English speaking" internet, they are just never aware of it.

[-] sp6@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

English-speaking population is about 1.5 billion worldwide and 300 million of that is in the US (first language or additional language), so the US is about 20% of the world's English speakers. The 2nd and 3rd countries with the most English-speakers are India and Nigeria, so factor in internet access, and the US is almost certainly >20% of the English-speaking internet.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_English-speaking_population

[-] Kraiden@kbin.run 10 points 1 week ago

I'd like to see stats on that, because there are equally many 2nd language speakers in English speaking spaces as well. Not to mention the brits, irish, aussies, kiwis, canadians, etc, and that's before we get into this list of places with a non majority first language population, like many countries in Africa.

I think the percentage of Americans on the internet will be higher, but still not a majority

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

And they keep assuming others are American too.

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

I didn't know there were any others online outside our great nation ;)

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago

It's only polite to assume strangers matter until proven otherwise /s

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago

It made sense on Reddit, being an American company. I am sure British or Australian social media has a similar assumption. (Please list them below.)

It makes less sense here.

[-] uienia@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

It doesn't make any sense at all. The world wide web is gasp world wide. Reddit is an international platform which deliberately appeals to an international audience, regardless of which country the company is situated in.

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It was kinda funny when lemmy was just taking in the reddit exodus crowd and people were complaining that their front page was full of German and Polish posts.

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[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 23 points 1 week ago

Yup, I think all y'all in burgerland should recall that once in a while.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Isn’t the UK also notorious for assuming it is the center of the world?

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

We were. Because we were. But those days are very much over.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I wouldn’t be so sure it’s just a “were” thing. You and I may have a more humble view of our homelands but I think we’ve both got to accept that there are some awfully myopic idiots residing in both of our states.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Burgerland? C'mon man! If anything we're bacon double cheeseburgers land!

Just a burger would be like an Englishman eating chips without the vinegar!

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[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 18 points 1 week ago

And are surprised when the other 95.8 don't understand US Customary Units, but you saw this gag coming from 3 Rhode islands away.

[-] Deway@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

How many diet Coke and Big Mac is that?

[-] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago

Sorry, what's that in hand-egg-ball fields?

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[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Don't worry, US Americans. You're among friends.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

How is that possible? Even in America, Americans aren't among friends!

[-] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

You confuse internet and media narratives with reality. We're friendly as fuck as long as you aren't a no tipping poutine eating maple leaf fuckers./s

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