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[-] muculent@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I saw one with a boat in tow the other day and all I could think about was how much I wished someone would try and use it as a submersible and leave us land dwellers alone.

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

My wife called me two days ago saying "GUESS WHAT'S FUCKING BEHIND ME!". She was nearly home, and told me to run to the front window and look down the street toward the intersecting road. She turned onto our street, and moments later that stupid piece of shit went zooming by on the main road. I couldn't believe it. It was even dumber in person. I was so delighted she helped make that sighting happen, though.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

To me, the Cybertruck looks like someone put a fiberglass shell over an El Camino for a bad straight-to-video 1980s Mad Max ripoff.

Like this sort of thing, from the movie appropriately titled Battletruck:

[-] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago

*cybertruck-like-object

[-] praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 week ago

I mean MAGA hat is way cheaper and isn't inheritantly a giant killing machine

[-] BlitzKrieg2552@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

The movement itself is, but the hat itself technically won’t kill you.

Well, it could cause you to die, but that's more of an affiliation thing.

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 15 points 1 week ago

I'm misogynistic and want women to be subservient to me! Why can't I find true love?!

[-] istanbullu@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

That is probably a pretty big market.

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[-] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

It kills giants!? Someone call Thor!

[-] msantossilva@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

I don't know... seems expensive. In my experience, my face is more than enough and I got that for free.

[-] goldenex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No king your face is not as effective as the truck it has 100% to a face rate is 50% at best

[-] msantossilva@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Really? Maybe the problem was my personality all along...

[-] goldenex@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

No the effect you can self criticism means you r good on that department and i know some ugly mtf with shit personality have more more relationships then they should I think it's confidence my friend

[-] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

I saw one in person for the first time yesterday. I didn't think it was possible, but it is even uglier in person. I had to look at the driver to see what kind of person would buy that and to see if he felt shameful.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

We saw one in person last week and couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous it looked.

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 6 points 1 week ago

So what did the driver look like?

[-] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

He looked lost and overwhelmed by the discussion that his family in the car was having.

[-] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

It's not supposed to look like that up close reality is just glitching and showing the far away model at every view distance

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

We've had the pocket protector for decades.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

TBH it would be funnier without the image of the Cybertruck. Then the punchline would be a surprise.

[-] CableMonster@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Funnily enough, in the military they have those big thick glasses they call BCG which stands for "Birth Control Glasses"

[-] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

The microplastics is free!

[-] anticurrent@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

you mean women are not attracted to rich men, really ?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I'm not for one. I'd like someone mature financially, but rich people are all narcissistic.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

A woman married me, so apparently not always.

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