Grow your own blueberry bushes and then you can have more blueberries for 3 weeks during the height of summer than you could possibly use for the next 2 years but it's too fucking hot to pick them and the birds eat them all so quickly that you end up having to buy those sweet blue balls from the grocery store for the other 49 weeks of the year regardless.
Plus, it’s hard to grow a blueberry bush in an apartment window box.
I'm not a blueberry expert, so I don't know the specifics, but there are compact varieties that are designed for growing in pots. Those would probably do well enough in a window box if you had the right light exposure and climate. Regardless, if you have the right light and climate for blueberries, there are almost certainly plenty of other fruits, herbs, and veggies that would be more productive, easier to care for, and have a higher return on investment.
Blueberries like lots of light, well draining and slightly acidic soil. They are full sun plants. They work great in pine heavy areas, as pine needles add acid to soil. They are generally very robust and easy to grow, requiring only pruning of dead branches about once a year. Most varieties will grow between 4-6 tall, and about the same width. Some go even taller/wider, and make great privacy hedges.
There are "dwarf" varieties, but you are still going to be more like 3-4ft in each direction. They are 100% a bush, so you need space for that. Not very apartment friendly.
Overall they are maybe the easiest fruit plant to grow if you live in the right climate, have light and the space for them. Highly recommended.
Maybe they are talking about the bilberry (also known as "European blueberry" or in Swedish "Blåbär" literally meaning "Blueberry") they are much more compact and the bushes are very tiny and the berries are also much much tastier than American cultivated blueberries.
Learn to forage. Today alone, I pulled 2 lbs of fresh berries, and I live in suburban Tennessee.
Today I got slammed into the rocks off the coast of Hawaii and couldn't even spear a fish.
Can't the god of blood kill some fish? I don't believe it.
It makes sense because fish don't have blood.
I grew my own blueberry bush. It took three years to set fruit, that year my pug discovered he could eat all the blueberries off the bush before they were ripe, which delighted him, and then it tumped over and died. A ground cherry is a much hardier fruit but still not pug resistant. 
and then it tumped over and died
bush or dog?
Bush. Dog is still kicking.
Your dog is adorable :)
Thank you! He's very hilarious even though he's very old and vision impaired now, but he still is very feisty.
As with most doomer posts, 2/3 of that is just a problem of being addicted to social media - not necessarily a problem with the era itself.
It's weird that people didn't get addicted to social media in other eras, isn't it?
S... skill issue...?
We've been addicted to social media since antiquity. It's literally gossip in a different form reduced to what's essentially gossip through a crack pipe.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_ku-xlarge/197o1okyuiv27jpg.jpg
Social media is just gossip refined and people have always liked gossip. But social media is to gossip what heroin is to poppy seeds.
exactly 1/3 of this post is about social media
The worst thing is when I look at my life and realise this is the best situation I’ve ever been.
I aspire to someday buy a banana. How much could they cost?
It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
Pfft screw that. I've got avocado toast to buy.
I've never been on the internet, much less a smartphone, and I'm still depressed as shit.
Can confirm, never saw this fart on the internet.
Also who keeps depressing shit? Is it like an agricultural technique to add nitrogen compounds to the soil?
shiny rectangles are monsters
They are the best and worst thing to happen to society.
sent from shiny rectangle
To ease the suffering I switch between the use of several different shiny rectangles of various sized and technology. All of them are monsters, but each is different.
Don't give them any ideas. Blueberries and sometimes strawberries are the only thing that's cheap anymore. Blueberries are cheaper than cereal by a factor of up to 10 (3 cents an ounce frozen or 6 cents an ounce fresh vs 20-30 cents an ounce for cereal). Sure, they're mostly water and cereal is mostly calories, but the cost of both is dominated by transportation and the blueberries cost more to grow, harvest and handle.
This meme is so basic, it's probably made by a bot.
Frozen blueberries are awesome. Fresh are nice and I am spoiled being in Washington State but I enjoy frozen blueberries so much. You can eat it for a snack! Dogs love them as treats!
Blueberries are expensive. Look at Mr. Moneybags over here!
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