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[-] greencactus@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago
[-] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 39 points 3 months ago

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

[-] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 30 points 3 months ago

How own spells dare you my use me against potter.

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago
[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

But who was phone?

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago

i crie evertim

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago
[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Proto-brain rot lol

[-] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 months ago

Should have warned me that this is a saddest story 😔

[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago
[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Ancient memes

[-] sparkle@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is there not a comedygraveyard community on Lemmy?

!comedycemetery@lemmy.blahaj.zone

edit: it's dead

[-] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

So its ..... A comedy graveyard

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I still use 5 ever regularly.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Been saying 5ever since I was about 5. That was 5ever ago and I thought I was a clever boy.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wow that’s almost 6ever

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Whenever I see writing like this, I imagine it's being told by one of the peons from the original Warcraft.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Hug your loved ones a little tighter tonight.

[-] LaggySnake@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[-] noobface@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

rumyo n juuliet

[-] pipows@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

For a moment I thought it was just nonsense, not actual words

[-] shiftymccool@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago
[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

tesseract (ocr) transcription (minor changes):

bf n gf were sitting at a tabel
dey were haeving a conversatein.
da gurl sed 2 da boy " bbz will u luv me 4ever."
boy said "NO...."
girl was sad
she ran away n cryed
she triped over a CHAIR.
she was ded.
boy ran over to pic up her body
he wisperd in her ear " i meant to say... ill love you 5ever."
dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.

this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
277 points (88.6% liked)

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