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[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago

I refuse to believe this isn't satire

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Add "America belongs to Britan" and watch them get all riled up.

Texas belongs to Mexico!

Louisiana belongs to France!

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

Russia belongs to Mongolia

[-] HerbSolo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Britain? So it's whoever stole it first?

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Na, just picking the one that will get the most reaction. And I have no idea of the location of any tribes

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've interacted with too many tankies that believe exactly these things for me to give Credence to that hypothesis.

You can't do satire by repeating what someone else sincerely believes, verbatim.

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Oh okay, as long as you believe it.

[-] amio@kbin.run 13 points 2 months ago

That's the secret: that is every .ml community. By design.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's not tho...

It's twitter and they're either trolling and/or rightwing like everyone else on Twitter.

Like, what would you expect to find on Twitter? Even two years ago when this was tweeted it was just right wingers.

Quick edit:

I mean, lemmy.ml is pretty similar like that, that's why I blocked them on an instance wide level.

[-] ToxicWaste@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

USA belongs to GB, Vietnam belongs to France... 🤷‍♂️

[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 6 points 2 months ago

Broke: USA belongs to GB, Vietnam belongs to France

Woke: GB belongs to France

[-] Doom@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 months ago

France belongs to Italy I guess? Or would it be Germany now? Turkey maybe? Where in history are we starting

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Everywhere belongs to the ocean. Or maybe space.

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Why the hell is Lemmy.world federated with Hexbear??

[-] TC_209@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

If someone with the username "Proud Anarkiddy" tweeted about how anarchism is all about some cringey nonsense, would you post a screenshot of that? Hell, it doesn't even have to be political: if "StarWarzNerd69" tweeted about Star Trek fans being basement-dwelling virgins, I'd ignore the obvious troll bait.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

I might find your argument convincing if it weren't for the fact that every single person I've interacted with on your instance was less reasonable than anyone off of it.

Also, blocked on principal.

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Hexbear is absolute trash that has permanently driven a lot of reasonable people away from the fediverse while spreading malicious authoritarian propaganda.

[-] Marin_Rider@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

certainly kills my engagement. noone wants a toxic online space but certain instances have made the fediverse one

[-] NataliaTheDrowned2@kbin.run 2 points 2 months ago

Now look at the modlog of the lemmy.world version

This same post got removed

https://lemmy.world/modlog/1388

They removed the entire post

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

It seems counterproductive to just post rage bait about perspectives you don't understand. I don't fully agree with this guy on a number of levels, though the lib-authored format that treats countries as people is really the biggest problem with it, but either way you're just pandering to people's prejudices with how you've approached it.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

It's not that leftism isn't understood, it's that this character (pro Russia, etc) actually exists and chooses to live amongst well meaning leftists.

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Are they being reactionist?
:random reaction.gif:

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 0 points 2 months ago

Redditors struggling to understand words citing a red-brown alliance stan lmao. They have no idea where to even start thinking about this so they just fixate on the word, "tankie" and the contradiction of Imperialist narratives and successfully leave the cognitive dissonance behind.

Both the division of Korea and establishment of Taiwan are examples of the US carving out its own occupied zones to encircle China and the then-USSR, preventing internal fighting - literal civil wars - from resolving on its own terms.

Imagine if Spain popped in to prevent the end of the US civil war by militarily supporting Florida as the confederacy and then 70 years later everyone says, "yeah how dare America claim Florida! Confederate pride!" due to decades of Spanish propaganda. All the while, the main confederate legacy party still claims the entire continental US and Canada as their rightful territory and liberals call anyone that disagrees a yankie (epithet) and gets boosted in social media.

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

Sweet, another hexbear to block!

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

proudly announcing you have neither intent nor desire to learn from differing perspectives

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

This is the correct response.

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

How can I learn to be this brave?

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Check in for reeducation I guess 🫡

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Step 1) stop licking boot, remove the false-socialist dick from your cuelo

[-] SoJB@lemmy.ml -1 points 2 months ago

Sweet, another liberal to block!

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Oh look, it's exactly the stereotype this meme is about

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Bye felicia

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

You okay, wanker?

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net -3 points 2 months ago

That persons following list is just whiplash. Absolute clown.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

Just like you, and everyone else who chooses to be on your instance.

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

They're more like Goebbels than clowns.

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Stay mad 🤡

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