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On Bears (mander.xyz)

submitted 4 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[-] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

I read the title as "Oh beans" and somehow it still fits, lol.

[-] jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

Fight back? O rly?

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

give 'em dinner and a show!

[-] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

The real answer for a black bear is make yourself look as big as possible, back away slowly, and tell it to fuck off in a deep voice. If it charges you it's hopefully feinting, but if not whack it right in the snout with whatever you have.

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[-] jet@hackertalks.com 2 points 4 months ago

https://youtu.be/v6iDtvGbIOU (Polar Bear vs Walrus Colony)

If your going into polar bear country bring along your pet walrus to protect you

[-] flora_explora@beehaw.org 1 points 4 months ago

:'(

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Is laying down really a thing with a grizzly? What's that do?

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

They will fight you back and aren't afraid... But if you're dead/they think you're dead, they probably won't bother and will continue what they were doing.