Finish 14 hr shift, drink half a bottle of cheap brandy, do a bunch of writing instead of sleeping. Only sleep 5 hours then off for another shift.
This is great and healthy, I'm sure
Just make sure that if you eat it's only sparse and junk food
Also REM sleep is to be avoided at all costs. If you must nap make sure it's for less than an hour at a time 
Deffo sleep a big no no. Best practice is to wake up at 3 or 4 AM then go over all those conversations with your ex and fix them
True. If it's not deep fried, I don't want it
You ain't punk rock if you ain't fucked up
There is truly no job out there that doesnt promote suicide
Very true. The worst part is that This is one of the best jobs I've ever had. But 14 hour shifts and spending so much time away from sweethearts still grind on me
Have you considered taking up chainsmoking?
spoiler
don't actually, it's a bad idea
at least you got 5 hours of sleep
Better than nothin
That um... I'm not going to say I don't do this sort of thing, but I would not recommend
Try to catch Covid on your shift to unlock a trophy.
treat yr body like a lover would
laughs in masochism
Writing is good! Drinking a lot is probably not ideal though. 5 hours of sleep is rough, but if that's how your body works maybe that's alright.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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