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I must have some intolerance, whenever I eat hotwheels they come out the same way they went in. Same with Nerf darts. Its cool that I get to play with them again tho.
My Sicilian partner called this Italophobia
I will give you points for the bad pun. Everything else is a crime.
A lifetimes supply of trace minerals
Spaghetti caravanana
Not approved!
I've trained myself to eat banana peel. It's a fun way to freak out people since it always gets a reaction. Watermelon peels are also a gross favorite. Far from the freakiest thing I do though.
Kiwis are weirdly better with the peel
Back when I worked for Micky D's as a teenager, I'd eat the receipt they'd give me with the crew meal. Toss it in my mouth, and start chewing in front of the custies before walking back to the break room and spitting it out there.
My general manager loved me...
Can we stop wasting food on unfunny memes?
- Real food: rots in a week
- Food meme: gets moldy only after several reposts, after years or sometimes never
Reject real food, embrace memes for nutrition
I'll see you again after a month of just bananarama.
I'm sure they took the cars off and just ate the banana, but I agree for other memes
I'll eat your cars if you don't want em
That’s like peeling the rind from the brie and just throwing it away.
What are you talking about this is peak comedy right here
You wouldn't handle a fast food restaurant at the end of the shift
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this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
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