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[-] pigup@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[-] MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Damn. Lemmy is getting good. Keep it up people.

[-] Buffman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I must have some intolerance, whenever I eat hotwheels they come out the same way they went in. Same with Nerf darts. Its cool that I get to play with them again tho.

[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

My Sicilian partner called this Italophobia

[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I will give you points for the bad pun. Everything else is a crime.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

A lifetimes supply of trace minerals

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Spaghetti caravanana

[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Not approved!

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've trained myself to eat banana peel. It's a fun way to freak out people since it always gets a reaction. Watermelon peels are also a gross favorite. Far from the freakiest thing I do though.

Kiwis are weirdly better with the peel

[-] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 3 points 1 month ago

Back when I worked for Micky D's as a teenager, I'd eat the receipt they'd give me with the crew meal. Toss it in my mouth, and start chewing in front of the custies before walking back to the break room and spitting it out there.

My general manager loved me...

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Can we stop wasting food on unfunny memes?

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
  • Real food: rots in a week
  • Food meme: gets moldy only after several reposts, after years or sometimes never

Reject real food, embrace memes for nutrition

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 2 points 1 month ago

I'll see you again after a month of just bananarama.

[-] Makabee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

I'm sure they took the cars off and just ate the banana, but I agree for other memes

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'll eat your cars if you don't want em

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago

That’s like peeling the rind from the brie and just throwing it away.

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

What are you talking about this is peak comedy right here

[-] yum@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 1 month ago

You wouldn't handle a fast food restaurant at the end of the shift

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Howtobasic has entered the chat.

this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
563 points (96.1% liked)

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