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[-] Digital_man@lemmy.one 80 points 1 month ago

Safer to be white and on meth while fappin than being black. SMH.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[-] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

Shake Penis Hands?

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 month ago

Cops on the beat ❌️

Beat on the cops ✅️

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

Man beats off fifteen cops and his own meat.

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 23 points 1 month ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

But did he finish them?

[-] Zexks@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

That’s the face of a man who’s already won

[-] ganksy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He's got things all figured out

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Without knowing more details, I've seen multiple officers overreact to little girls in schools and think they need 3 officers for that.

I've seen officers bodyslam harmless people with autism.

It's probably more like 15 officers overreacted and poorly did what 5 better trained ones could have done, probably with more restraint.

Also, if the guy wasn't white, they'd have just shot him. Fuck the police.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago

Oregon made sudafed prescription only back in the 00s (recently repealed) to stop people from cooking meth. And it worked pretty well. What it didn't stop was people getting meth through any means necessary, and our meth got weird as a result. We got the zombie meth first and now it's P2P Meth.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Missouri put it all behind the counter, so no one buys it and most brands reformulated their stuff so they would stay on store shelves. This really sucks, because meth is still everywhere, but now dayquil and nyquil suck at their jobs.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I get so tired of people who don't take responsibility for their actions but then I get High on Meth© and I'm not tired anymore

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

He’s a true power bottom.

[-] nothing@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

... And that's why the Germans used it in WW2?

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, the infamous Shaffenschlicken squad

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Its true, they used it for their tank drivers(so called "Panzerschokolade"(tank chocolate)). It has also been used in the mitary until the 1970s.

[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Now, THAT'S a goal-oriented individual.

[-] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

One Puuuuuuuuuunch

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 1 month ago

That season of Barry was pretty crazy

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Cool crime 😎🎸

[-] some_guy 5 points 1 month ago

This is my favorite thing that I've seen today.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Cop: "I'm not wrangling Edward Penishands... Send the rookie"

This happens 14 times before Sgt Steroids shows up and takes the guy down with his buff eyelids.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago
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