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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] chillbo_baggins@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

don't panic. find the nearest door and be in it

e: you'll get through this

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Don't listen to this poster. Find the nearest rock and flip it over, underneath you will find a newt, this newt will guide you, his name is Steven.

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

what do i do if i ated him please advise

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You just doomed your soul to hell

[–] chillbo_baggins@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

don't listen to this poster. the rock was a test and the newt was a trap--you passed. face the northern sky and whisper thanks to the Star Mother.

your next task is to get dressed. please look around for any leaves or branches that look like they might be obscuring a haunted chifforobe.

[–] belligerentkitten@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

so am i well the door is open anyway