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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

"harm" is a word that means "Palestinian children" very-smart

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Not even, it’s more like

Vote for me, I promise to kill everyone. Don’t vote for my opponent, they will kill everyone slower. My opponent was weak on immigration and should’ve gone to war with Iran. We will kill more immigrants and start more wars. Vote for us.

the-democrat paid-for-by-kamala-harris holden-bloodfeast

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I will kill half the population this year, and them half the population every following year. That way, not everyone dies but we still get to spread freedom.

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

But you redfazh don't know who will win if "death to Palestine" party loses. Here is a glimpse of future where dang cheeto wins

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Harm. Reduced.

Freedom. Increased.

Buy. Now.

[–] kittin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Working tirelessly

[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[–] Spike@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Sometimes I will be nice to the LGBT community, but I will also kill them

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I swear it echoed from far "This is the most important election of our times".

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

"Vote for me, I'm only 98% Hitler! Meanwhile my opponents are 99% Hitler and 100% Hitler."

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Genius 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[–] Titou@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

USA politic be like

[–] Voidance@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

It’s the only way to stop Trump

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah but have you considered that the other guys will be rude about it?

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

At least Brewster was honest about it

[–] Titou@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

You resumed USA politic