This is a tough one. Initial thought is I'd sit next to Satan but then I'd have to smell Trumps poopy diaper. Maybe 9, at least there's the chance I'd get a HJ out of it.

9, might cop a gobby.

Fuck it... I'll walk

Time to invest in a glass knife I can get onto the plane.

3. As an atheist the seat would be empty

I would willingly sit next to Alex Jones. That guy is hilarious.

I legit think he's super entertaining, just as long as you understand that everything he says is a lie.

Seat 7 and I'll do an impression of him the entire flight.

4 Alex would be the most entertaining of the bunch.

I can ask him about this gay frogs and Sandy Hook

10, and I would pay to do it.

Give me some one on one time with Linsey I think I can talk him out of the closet.

This is absolutely a "I'm not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with ME" situation.

9, Bobo seems like she'd be down for some fun along the way

#3 Because I know what a horny devil Satan is. Mile High club bitches!

Jump out of the plane mid-flight

8

Chat with Satan, argue with Botox Matt, kick Mitch McConnell's seat all flight.

If my plane ticket says 9 you know damn well I'm bringing condoms.

I'll pick another flight.

7, just to kick Cruz the entire flight. Hate that douche.

3 or 4. Guaranteed interesting conversations from both. Granted, I love hearing people talk about unhinged conspiracy theories. The crazier the better.

10 For Sure!

Both of these assholes think they deserve respect.

It would be so much fun to needle them.

9, because then I get to kick a pedophile in the head for 8 hours straight. 100% worth the arm rest neighbors.

10 so I don't have to smell Donnie's dirty diaper

Thanks, I think I'll walk.

Going 9. Robert and Green bickering would be fun to stoke. Plus I kinda think I could get along with Robert for the duration by annoying Ghram. I will also be leaning all the way back and throwing my trash behind me where it belongs

Oh the devil for sure! He’s the only one there who got a bad rap.

Wherever the emergency exit door is, so I can ~~jump out immediately.~~ open it and throw all of them out.

ill take the wing, or risk the cold in the landing gear chamber

I'll walk, thanks.

I feel like Hogan and Mitch would talk to eachother. As long as I don't engage I'll be fine. Just put in my noise cancelling earbuds, queue up a couple hardcore histories, take 2 benadryl and wake up wherever we're going.

Which way are the seats facing? I figured down (Boebert sees the back of Thomas's head), since it's like you're looking at their faces as you're boarding. Some others figured top==front though (Thomas sees Boebert give you a handy)