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Cyberhaulin' (hexbear.net)

In the face of relentless ridicule, CyberTruck owners are so intent on proving they can haul things that they're going out of their way to find opportunities to haul things, and in the process they're demonstrating that they do not know how to haul things, inviting more ridicule.

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[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 43 points 4 months ago

One of the replies there called it an incEl Camino

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Pack it up guys, this is it, there's no better label for it

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My absolute favorite thing

There's a gardening company that bought a Cybertruck and gave it the company wrap and everything, it's fucking ugly

They had to ditch it because they got stuck trying to reverse up someone's driveway and basically broke the damn thing in half

How do I know this?

They were working on the rich house down the street from mine

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

The car broke in half or the driveway? Hilarious either way

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

Hey baby, like the truck? These mattresses are for you? Yeah there's 5 of them, gonna fuck you five ways from Sunday smuglord

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ten 80s era Japanese compact pickup trucks surrounding a Cybertruck sitting on a couch. Someone should make that and X it at billionaire-tears

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

given the racist origins of the meme maybe melon-musk would actually read it

[-] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 months ago

That’s a lot of mattresses for a virgin

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Demonstrating the off-road capabilities by driving my cybertruck on my lawn.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

If it's recently rained a little - you've shown the Cyber can handle various terrain with ease. But you better dry it off quickly so you don't get rust and water damage.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

I don't understand how people are so bad at hauling mattresses, or just securing a load in general. Ratchet straps are like $10 for two and a mattress of this size is at absolute minimum $300, the math isn't hard.

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

That's like 200 yards of linen.

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

I need my truck for work, Jed

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Hauling unsecured loads to prove how manly the truckkk is amerikkka-clap

[-] Travelator@thelemmy.club 8 points 4 months ago

Don't follow too close, bedbugs flying off those cheap old brown motel mattresses in clouds.

[-] waluigiblunts@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I'm not convinced that anyone actually buys a Cybertruck because they want an EV pickup truck for practical reasons. If you actually wanted an EV pickup truck, you would've already gotten a Rivian R1T, a Ford F-150 Lightning, or a Chevrolet Silverado EV.

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

put a string around the mattresses and through the two backseat windows, why are crackers so dumb

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

I think the more correct answer though is laying them flat. Even if the cybercuck's bed is too small to allow a mattress, which I would fully believe, the damage from tilting them would be pretty minimal. At the very least wayyyyyyy better than the results in THIS image

[-] Vingst@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

sydney mattress house

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