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[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can’t break bedrock, unless you’re in creative. Also, something something bedrock is buggy.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Just need some TNT, a lever, a trapdoor, and a bunch of patience.

[-] _bcron@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago
[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How rich is Loam family??? We must dig deeper

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

SO following the money, you’ve uncovered evidence that Sandy C. Loam is the one really pulling the strings????

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

They're talking about species diversity of vegetative communities. SCL has slower drainage than SL, and there is an edge effect too, likely boosting diversity

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

So you’re saying Sandy C. Loam is actively filling the swamp???? What kind of collusion is there between the government and the Loam family?????????

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

I'm of two minds: on one hand, I want to play along with your little collusion comment. On the other hand, I'm a hardcore pedologist, with a decade of field experience.

Shitlord answer: D R A I N THE SWAMP! OVERTHROW THE GUBBERMENT!

Pedologist answer: The finer textures in the streamlets are likely from clays moving with the topography at the short scale, within the catena, via illuviation.

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Illuviation… or illuminati??? What does S. Loam know??????

You are clearly an industry insider (pedologist with decade of experience), keep your ear to the soil and let the world know if you hear secrets (silt??) about the Loam crime family (something something big clay doesn’t want you to know something something)

(Hope you enjoy the interest in soils even if it’s from shitlords)

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

I absolutely enjoy the shitlord spin on soils. Keep them coming

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago

Where was Sandy Loam on 9/11?

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago

And who's paying her to keep quiet about it?!

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

9/11 was 23 years ago.

How old is Sandy Loam?

4 billion? Shit, she was probably in a retirement center on 9/11.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Digger/Excavator ❌️

Underground cable finder ✅️

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Unexploded ordinance party popper.

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

We love NOT calling 811 and digging 30 ft down

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 11 points 1 month ago

Everything here is clay. We have like 1/4 inch of rich top soil. Then directly below that, red clay. Sucks in the summer because it bakes and turns to bricks because we're so hot and dry. Suck in the winter because it cannot hold water, so the yard turns into a pond any time we get more than a sprinkle. Don't get me started on pH.

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

So Rich Top is turfing your area with 1/4” soil to cover up big clay????

Is Sandy Loam working with Rich Top????? Is Rich Top a pseudonym for Sandy C. Loam??? We already know the Loam family is rich

[-] superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago
[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

You better be if you know anything about S. Loam, it’s a conspiracy I tells ya!

[-] graham1@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Tag yourself im silly clay

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

PART OF BIG CLAY???? WHAT DO YOU KNOW????????? WHO SENT YOU????? WHO IS SANDY C. LOAM

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago
[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This new Rule hits hard.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hey hey people

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

I feel personally responsible for this post.

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

You are;

Hidden in your post was sandy loam, who is she?? How is she related to Sandy C. Loam???? Who’s really pulling the strings here?????????? WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS??????????????????

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

It's all a giant conspiracy!!!

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

What is this part of the internet?? I need to know more so I can "avoid it forever"

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Sounds like Big Clay is pressuring you to keep quiet

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