Marxist Linenist : historical materialism is a topology composed of a dense mesh of interconnected wrinkles
be me
farm linen
some bearded dipshit comes up to me, and says “how much linen will you trade for a coat?
”idk like 20 yards”
”and how did you determine it”
”cause socially average labor time to produce that amount of linen is equal to the coat, mate, have you fallen from the oak tree?”
and I swear to god, that bearded fuck pulls out a notebook and writes it down like it’s a revelation
his wife apologized, seemed like a swell lady. Didn’t buy linen though
Uphold the immortal science of Linenism-Cottonism
With global warming, more of us are going to need to
YARDS OF LINEN 
How many yards of linen? HOW MANY?
42 yards of linen would probably be enough for a really nice towel and a small personal travel tent.
I'm a lineist. I hate lines. This is a curves household.
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