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[-] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago

Is it too late for her to get an abortion?

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

How I feel waking up having to apply for countless jobs I know I will never even get an interview for while billionaire manchildren can do fuck-all all day and if I complain there’s billions of smug, stuck up pricks eager to rub his dumb luck in my face.

pika-cousin-suffering

I’m convinced karma works in reverse.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 5 hours ago

Between this and the multiple fistfight challenges, Elon is a rare person who's life is being saved by their mother well into their 50s

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 23 points 8 hours ago

As the consciousness of the real world diminishes, alterations in the senses during a k-hole may lead to illusions and hallucinations. While usually temporary, some people have shown ongoing dissociative and psychotic symptoms melon-musk with long-term ketamine misuse.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

Let creeple enjoy things. kelly

[-] Titou@hexbear.net 37 points 10 hours ago
[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 66 points 12 hours ago

If my mother had to apologize for me doing shit like this, to the point of describing me as a creep, I would be too ashamed to ever leave the house again.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 47 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

We have reached peak cringe (please do not get cringier i cant handle it)

[-] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 29 points 8 hours ago

I feel like we say that about Elon Musk about once every 2 weeks, and somehow he keeps getting worse.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 25 points 8 hours ago

I am struggling to think of worse than "my son is a sexpest" and the SNL cock thing but I'm sure he will deliver

[-] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 15 points 7 hours ago

SNL cock thing

Wait, what? I must have missed that one but I don’t want to put that in my search engine. I’m guessing that it’s better not knowing?

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 14 points 6 hours ago

NSFWFlashing off his PP in the SNL opening was one plan and one of the 'funniest' ideas, according to him....


[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 41 points 12 hours ago

we've done it - we've scientifically determined the largest understatement physically possible party-parrot-science

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 16 points 8 hours ago

I don't know if it's the largest but it's definitely like the tesla (unit of magnetic flux density) - way too large to be used normally in anything more than a millionth or a thousandth.

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 28 points 13 hours ago

i am genuinely incapable of imagining the interior experience of maye musk. clearly we're not talking about this reality, but i don't think we're even dealing with a near one.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 21 points 13 hours ago

But mooooooooooom

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 10 points 11 hours ago

uummmmmmmmm

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