Police ultimately tracked down a “contract” signed by both the runaway parents and one would-be buyer, who was identified by authorities as Cody Martin.

It read: “I Darien Urban and Shalene Ehlers are signing our rights over to Cody Nathaniel Martin of our baby boy for $1,000 on 09/21/2024.

“Disclaimer: Alter signing this there will be no changing yall two’s minds and to never contact again.”

I feel sorry for the baby, but that's some top-notch contract writing.

When mum and dad get parenting advice from the Charles Manson biography.

"Mom was in a café one afternoon with me on her lap. The waitress, a would-be mother without a child of her own, jokingly told my Mom she'd buy me from her. Mom replied, 'A pitcher of beer and he's yours.' The waitress set up the beer, Mom stuck around long enough to finish it off and left the place without me. Several days later my uncle had to search the town for the waitress and take me home."

Why abortion should be legal, 101.

Holy fuck. I typed and deleted so much shit... Just holy fuck...

The is the America trump wants you to have.

Are you kidding me? I'm getting 400 per baby, tops. They got greedy.

Is it just me, or do these two people look like they could be siblings?

Well, that kid is better off. Ffs.

I mean, if you had ever been around a baby, then you'd understand.

That’s a pretty good deal.

tried to

Must've been a properly ugly baby

Kinda shitty that the sperms donor is out of jail but the mom isn't. But that's the south I guess; keep punishing those women for having the sex!

(they both belong in jail, until/unless it comes out in trial that one of them, like the one with a history of battery, was making the other do this against their will)

Honestly, I just feel sorry for the little one. Life is unfair enough, but to get such a shitty start? I mean, these very early life experiences can set the tone for your whole life. Hopefully he gets placed with a family who can help him through that.