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[-] manucode@infosec.pub 120 points 1 month ago

There's a pink version of this robe where all the pockets are fake.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 54 points 1 month ago
[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And 20% thinner fabric, so you're really getting screwed.

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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 111 points 1 month ago
[-] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago

What is this and where do I get one?

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

find a crab and experiment until lasers come out of its eyes

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That just sounds like a normal Tuesday evening for me.

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Just let me get my carcinization box from the back office.

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[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 93 points 1 month ago
[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 39 points 1 month ago

One day someone is gonna invent a bag of holding and airlines are still gonna try to figure out a way to charge for it.

Oh easy! Just do like they did water and outlaw bags of holding "for safety"

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If they're lore accurate, then yes, because if you put a bag of holding inside another bag of holding they explode and create a portal to the astral plane, which would probably not be great for the structural integrity of an airplane.

Edit: Implosion, sucks everything within 10 feet into the hole. I guess it's up to the DM if it sucks part of the plane in 😆

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

They might create an inspection fee and charge depending on the amount of items stored/Inspected.

[-] Doombot1@lemmy.one 3 points 1 month ago

Might? Will.

[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago

Think about it!

Do it!!!

Fuck these greedy bastards.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

Tbh I legit always wear cargo shorts/trousers for flights. Benefit is twofold, first you can carry quite a lot of shit this way, secondly the lower pockets are way more accessible sitting down on an aircraft.

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

ngl I read that as "fights" at first, and I was intrigued!

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Except the people waiting behind you while you empty it will be just as inconvenienced and won't even be paid..

[-] subterfuge@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Is this jacket or a shirt/dress? If it’s a jacket, You can take it off and put it through x-rays. If it’s a shirt/dress, I’m not sure of the consequences of walking through security naked or in your underwear…

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Wouldn’t you just put it through the xray and then the TSA will pull you aside if needed?

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[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I haven't been to an airport with in years where only one person at a time can unload their stuff into the x-ray machine, usually they have spots for five or six persons.

This is not an issue:

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[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 34 points 1 month ago

This is how I imagine I looked when I was playing that old text based computer game “Drug Wars”.

TFW you save enough to buy the new trenchcoat.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I played a online version for a few years. I often wondered how you could be holding so much money on you.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

Wonder no more 😂

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Oh holy shit you played that too?

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

On my TI-86 yo

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

A guy I knew flew Ryanair to go climbing. He wore his rope as a belt.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 15 points 1 month ago

He only climbed short rocks

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[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Rob Liefeld is designing clothing now?

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

TBH this could be a sick outfit for more of a casual look, maybe open front on a techno viking- the NuApocalypse aesthetic.

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You can dere-lickt my balls

[-] Surp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
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[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 month ago

Looks like what an ai thinks a trenchcoat with pockets is.

[-] Balthazar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

What's your EDC?

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I bet she still tells everyone that the dress has pockets.

[-] Prok@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Jokes on you, they're all fake

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I thought these were only sold privately to pickpocket academy

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

this is how i imagine EDC people carrying their 31 gadgets without a backpack

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

1990s comic book artists be like

No I want to do it just out of spite

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Poor Jimmy. He never realized looking like a DEA trainee's plant was the reason he never sold his blow.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago
[-] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

I think it's "don't think about getting around plane carry on limits with this"

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