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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 110 points 3 days ago
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[-] manucode@infosec.pub 117 points 3 days ago

There's a pink version of this robe where all the pockets are fake.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 51 points 3 days ago
[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And 20% thinner fabric, so you're really getting screwed.

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[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 90 points 3 days ago
[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 38 points 3 days ago

One day someone is gonna invent a bag of holding and airlines are still gonna try to figure out a way to charge for it.

Oh easy! Just do like they did water and outlaw bags of holding "for safety"

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If they're lore accurate, then yes, because if you put a bag of holding inside another bag of holding they explode and create a portal to the astral plane, which would probably not be great for the structural integrity of an airplane.

Edit: Implosion, sucks everything within 10 feet into the hole. I guess it's up to the DM if it sucks part of the plane in 😆

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago

They might create an inspection fee and charge depending on the amount of items stored/Inspected.

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[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 days ago

Looks like what an ai thinks a trenchcoat with pockets is.

this is how i imagine EDC people carrying their 31 gadgets without a backpack

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 34 points 3 days ago

This is how I imagine I looked when I was playing that old text based computer game “Drug Wars”.

TFW you save enough to buy the new trenchcoat.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I played a online version for a few years. I often wondered how you could be holding so much money on you.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 3 days ago

Wonder no more 😂

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Oh holy shit you played that too?

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago

On my TI-86 yo

[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 days ago

Think about it!

Do it!!!

Fuck these greedy bastards.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 8 points 3 days ago

Tbh I legit always wear cargo shorts/trousers for flights. Benefit is twofold, first you can carry quite a lot of shit this way, secondly the lower pockets are way more accessible sitting down on an aircraft.

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

ngl I read that as "fights" at first, and I was intrigued!

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Except the people waiting behind you while you empty it will be just as inconvenienced and won't even be paid..

[-] subterfuge@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Is this jacket or a shirt/dress? If it’s a jacket, You can take it off and put it through x-rays. If it’s a shirt/dress, I’m not sure of the consequences of walking through security naked or in your underwear…

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

The only difference would be that everybody else could see what the scanner technician sees. =\

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

I haven't been to an airport with in years where only one person at a time can unload their stuff into the x-ray machine, usually they have spots for five or six persons.

This is not an issue:

I've done ziplock bags for cargo short contents before, speeds security checks up a lot.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Wouldn’t you just put it through the xray and then the TSA will pull you aside if needed?

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[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

1990s comic book artists be like

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

A guy I knew flew Ryanair to go climbing. He wore his rope as a belt.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 15 points 3 days ago

He only climbed short rocks

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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

TBH this could be a sick outfit for more of a casual look, maybe open front on a techno viking- the NuApocalypse aesthetic.

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

You can dere-lickt my balls

[-] Surp@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago
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[-] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Tell me you like grenades without telling me you like grenades.

[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Rob Liefeld is designing clothing now?

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago
[-] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

I think it's "don't think about getting around plane carry on limits with this"

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I bet she still tells everyone that the dress has pockets.

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[-] Balthazar@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

What's your EDC?

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I thought these were only sold privately to pickpocket academy

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