new bit: if a chud brings up 9/11 to you, act like you have no idea what it is and say its probably fake (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 years ago by Qelp@hexbear.net to c/main@hexbear.net

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will 100% guarantee a brain meltdown as they try to explain to you a basic historical fact. literally like has the same effect as flat earth used to, but not a meme.

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[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

Broke:denying 9/11

Woke:denying the existence of the WTC

Bespoke:Denying the existence of New York

Baroque: Denying the existence of the year 2001

[-] Mouhamed_McYggdrasil@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Or insist that it actually happened on March Thirteenth, and when the C.H.U.D. gets confused, in the most condescending voice/manner possible that its not 9/11, its actually 911 day, named that because of how many people called 911 that day when the buildings exploded and in honor of how many first responders died "during the explosions" (make sure to use this exact phrasing as many times as you can, bonus points for saying "The Explodings" instead of "The Explosions")

[-] AntifaCEO@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

"Bro the terrorists killed like 3000 people, dont you have a heart?"

Motherfucker, 5k people die everyday to covid my guy, why should I give a fuck? :agony-turbo:

[-] ant9@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

September 11th 1973. Allende's revolution will return!

[-] BillyMays@hexbear.net 0 points 3 years ago

This is a great life bit. I need to do this more often. Just totally denying to know anything going on around me. Sounds like a blast

[-] IdiotDoomPoster@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

It works so good when Qanon chuds yell about their insane drivel and I go, "Sorry ma'am, I don't follow politics. I don't even know who the president is."

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

How many blurt out "JOE BIDEN!" before their brains catch up and then get even madder

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