Everyone knows the best way to hurt Anakin is to design a suit for him that constantly hurts him. Why limit yourself to one instance of pain?
Its a little known fact that the suit was actuall really effective and comfortable except for the pocketsand palps put in just before they sealed it.
And the entire process can be carried out at the newly renamed Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center!
Don't forget to polish with the woodoo hide!
Make him watch Leia and Luke make out on repeat.
That's... Horrible, effective but horrible
Unless he's into it.
A led to B led to C led to D.
Sand leads to Fear (of no padme), fear leads to anger (losing padme), anger leads to hate (the high ground), hate leads to suffering (lava)
Not promoting him to Jedi Master.
I was gonna say deny him status (or otherwise be unfair)
A lightsaber
E. Matricide
highground
Not a word. That's two words. Stay in school, kids.
Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.
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Oh hey some real SW content for a change (perhaps):
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Please do not post the "good friend" or similar copypasta
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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.
The general idea is, if you're looking here for rules, you're probably someone who doesn't need to have them spelled out. You're fine. But anyway:
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As fans of fictional media, we can be passionate. If you very strongly disagree with something or someone, take a deep breath before reacting. Anger leads to the dark side!
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