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[-] superkret@feddit.org 171 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
  1. How is gender and race at all relevant for this joke?
  2. How is that picture appropriate for a professional networking site?
  3. Also, what did the dude google to find that picture?
[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago
  1. The point of the joke is the rich man is racist and/or misogynistic.

  2. It’s just a picture of a woman?

  3. Probably something horny and vaguely racist.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 46 points 1 month ago
  1. It's pretty obviously a casting-couch-type picture.
[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Yep. Last time I heard this joke, it was about a Jewish owner and an antisemite buying the drinks. And I think you're spot on with #3.

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[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Race is relevant because it's the point of the joke (he's racist, but his racism is foiled). Gender isn't relevant. The picture is what makes this dude a lunatic. If I saw this shit and I worked with him I'd forward it to HR with the note "hey just file this one away, you don't need to act on it right now but you're definitely gonna want this receipt sooner or later".

[-] Repelle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What in the joke makes him racist but not misogynistic?

There’s nothing in the joke saying she’s either the only black person or the only woman in the bar. In fact you could say that there’s more pointing to him being misogynistic in that he says “this woman” and not “this black person”.

To me it reads as both

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[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

I refuse to believe that you don't already know the answers to 1 and 2 and that you don't have an inkling about 3

[-] bunitor@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 1 month ago

this is supposed to be one of those "take that, racist prick" stories. these are pretty common

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
  1. Restaurant/bar owner black ladies called Albert Einstein. Its the first result on google image search.
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[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

How is gender and race at all relevant for this joke?

The story itself isn't a joke. The linkedin salesman guy wrote a stupid story about an unrealistically obnoxious rich guy who trips over his own racism.

How is that picture appropriate for a professional networking site?

Maybe he's targeting people who look like that. The [guy who is rude to my target demographic] is quietly pwned by [my target demographic] (Now they will buy my product).

Also, what did the dude google to find that picture?

Ask him? His name is on the image.

[-] Hugin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The story is a joke. Literally. The version I herd decades ago was a guy keeps buying for everybody but the Jew at a table who ends up owning the bar.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

3, beautiful woman on leather chair glows like an angel

Duh

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Who gives a shit about any of that since this was literally stolen from the opening scene of crazy rich Asians.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

This is a variation on an old joke. The way I heard it originally, it was a Jew that owned the bar and the bigoted customer was an antisemite.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

Isn't it supposed to be like those riddles where the answer is that the doctor's a woman?

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
  1. Gotchas are better if the guy who got got is bad.
  2. It's not.
  3. "All the way black girl"
[-] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 139 points 1 month ago

When you want to write an interracial, humiliation-kink erotica but you only know how to post on LinkedIn.

[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 82 points 1 month ago

i like how the bar turned into a restaurant

[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 22 points 1 month ago

He was in the bar for a looong time.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

If you're that rich, they will just let you turn a bar into a restaurant

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

In the UK you can buy food there

[-] recentSloth43@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

You can buy food in the UK now? They've came along way

[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 6 points 1 month ago

just because they call it food ; doesn't mean that it is food.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

Aye but we consider it a luxury

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[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

A bar is technically a restaurant I think. At least I feel the terminology can be vaguely applied.

[-] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Where I live any establishment that serves alcohol to be consumed on premises must also serve some sort of food option to go with it. So by that token, all bars are restaurants here.

Yeah up until a couple years ago my state had a requirement that any business that made more than 70% of its income from sales of alcohol were required to be private clubs with memberships. Which is why so many bars and pool halls had a dusty clipboard with "guest sign-in sheets" near the door that everyone ignored. Like many things, this didn't survive the pandemic.

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Same here, but that can be covered by chips and peanuts so it doesn’t mean all bars have a full kitchen.

Also I know a place that’s 3 bars in one. All three are music venues. The two big rooms don’t serve food, but the third is always free and has an awesome kitchen. They get around it that way.

Sometimes there’s two different shows going on so you’d have to pay for each of the big rooms upstairs, but downstairs is accessible to attendees of either show.

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 72 points 1 month ago
[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago
[-] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 32 points 1 month ago

That model is beautiful. Who is she?

[-] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 92 points 1 month ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago
[-] JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Hey guys, I found the restaurant owner

[-] SexualPolytope 70 points 1 month ago

She's the owner of the restaurant, duh.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago
[-] asqapro@reddthat.com 19 points 1 month ago

From reddit: https://www.instagram.com/p/B3aERIZg2Fp/ (ririshanpriel is tagged)

People claimed that she didn’t have much of an internet presence beyond her instagram and an unused TikTok account.

[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

anok yai, maybe

[-] wesker 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I should design a userscript that completely removes the "social" feed of LinkedIn. Then I might actually use it, without being bombarded by the weirdest narcissistic attention seeking behavior I've ever seen.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Good on ya. I think I would rather literally be hunted by dogs than engage with LinkedIn as a serious platform.

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I just don’t scroll through the feed at all. I spend around 5 minutes on linkedin in a week just to check connection requests and that’s all my usage.

[-] drd@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

For now anyway you can use ublock to blow away:

  • the promoted inane shit
  • this fucker liked this inane thing
  • et al

Use the picker to select the element for the promoted and step up until you find ="promoted" in the selector. This works for the other bullshit they try and shove down your throat and your feed will be 98% less shitty.

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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

Wow, I did NOT expect that story after seeing the picture. Doesn’t seem related.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Was the man's name JD Vance?

Also, are we supposed to believe that someone is not buying the lady pictured here a drink??

[-] Breezy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Well shes just kinda crouching in the corner quietly judgeing everyone with an un happy look. Then says thank you whenever someone buys something. I wouldve stayed clear of her too.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

"the rich man boobied the black boobies"

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

There needs to be an !upvotedbecauseboobs

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Suddenly I got this urge for chocolate. Weird.

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