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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 110 points 4 weeks ago

It's funny because everyone I know that's worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.

[-] djehuti@programming.dev 66 points 4 weeks ago

It's a great place to be from!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 4 weeks ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago
[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 weeks ago

Isn't skibidi alpha's thing?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Isn't it past your bedtime?

[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago

Disrespectful young whippersnapper

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 52 points 4 weeks ago

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 44 points 4 weeks ago

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 weeks ago
[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he's dead

[-] Trail@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago
[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago

Israeli parts

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.

[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Honestly surprised they still underpay versus the industry standard. And still overwork to death. They're so profitable, they could drop all that behavior. They're a cult that has to legally allow people to leave or they'd probably just enslave them. Can't even use their products anymore, knowing that.

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 4 weeks ago

Instructions unclear, made a delicious dessert

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 15 points 4 weeks ago

Exactly as ordered. Good job, private.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago

I used to really like an apple turnover. Warm, with cream

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 4 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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