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submitted 2 months ago by gibmiser@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 2 months ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 22 points 2 months ago

Have you tried having your son take a shower to wash his own asshole, or are you teaching him washing his own asshole is gay

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?

[-] protist@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

No, but I have my son take a shower before bed every day 'cause kids get gross

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Travel bidets are cheap and effing brilliant.

According to my proctologist, Americans wreck their hemorrhoids with overzealous wiping, mine included. Dab only,

And get a bidet. A travel bidet, of you can't install a permanent one.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

Where are the meme police when you need them?!

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Plz tag this nsfl

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Do me a favor and just come to my house and stab my eyes please

That's kids for you. And thats why you try to help them learn as often as you can, so you don't have this problem.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

How does this template work? Pink eye?

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Is your son a cat?

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