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In light of recent events and confusion, I think we would all benefit from having a single, concise definition for the word tankie. Here are my suggestions:

  • Someone who believes that violence has a proper use and that that use isn't "getting bananas for my tum tum"

  • Some dumbass Kremlin bot who thinks that Russia is a country rather than an actual duchy of hell

  • A Neo-Shermanist

  • A fascist in every way, except the ones that matter and also the other ones

  • A hysterical CCP bot who lacks our sensible, rules-based policy of zero-tolerance for the Chinese

  • A MAGAt who thinks that Drumpf was neither the beginning nor the end of our problems, and who thinks it's funny - FUNNY, I SAY - that we're so caught up on him

  • A non-conservative who is mean to me about my opinions

  • Mom, systematically repressing me with a fascist so-called bedtime ๐Ÿ˜ก

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[โ€“] Jerrimu2@startrek.website 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Idk if Iโ€™m a tankie. I know a lot of the stuff we heard about USSR was lies in the form of propaganda, so I assume a lot of what we hear about China and North Korea is the same.

[โ€“] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

By the definition of a lot of lemmyverse libs you're 100% a tankie

According to what I've seen, even entertaining doubt at the validity of unsourced claims by Western media and state departments makes you a tankie.

[โ€“] kristina@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you cite the cia on Soviet caloric intake you're also a tankie

And if you cite the CIA on whether Stalin was an all-powerful dictator, you're a super-tankie

[โ€“] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You would be correct. Very much recommend the Blowback podcast, it's a wild ride.

[โ€“] macabrett@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

It's got H. Jon Benjamin! A little bit of fun between the horrors!

[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

Filthy, STINKY, tankieses, we hates them!

[โ€“] DoghouseCharlie@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] imikoy@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Tanktop master

bottom-speak

[โ€“] BigHaas@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Doesn't it mean tank fetishist? Wait, what have y'all been talking about this whole time?

[โ€“] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

... Hungary had that shit coming. "Waaaahhh my pogroms, waaahhhh I can't keep marking the homes of Jews and Communists for extermination! Waaah!"

[โ€“] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Tankie: the poster reading this

[โ€“] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

A tankie is someone who wears very small tanktops. The smaller and tighter the tanktop the tankiest the person.

[โ€“] Tidal_Tempest@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Tankie is when someone says something true ~~that I dismiss by simply saying "Tankieeeeeee"~~

[โ€“] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

I get called a tankie imperialist for being anti war. Maybe we can work that in somehow?

Supported the USSR intervention in Hungary. Anything else is too nebulous and pointless. I've seen anarchists get call tankies for having Marxist economic views.

[โ€“] Sphere@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Die-hard Michael Dukakis supporters tankie

[โ€“] Parsani@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I didn't realize he was still alive. We should get him to do an ama

[โ€“] pooh@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

This is the correct answer

[โ€“] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

My girlfriend from Canada. She goes to a different school. You wouldn't know her. >.>

[โ€“] Vingst@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I just like tanks. I think they are neat. capabara-tank

[โ€“] ComradeCmdrPiggy@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Anyone who rejects me

[โ€“] kristina@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

someone that is a dirty owl

[โ€“] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

The One True Tankie

[โ€“] blight@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

someone who is a doo doo head and is bad and i don't like them please go away

[โ€“] SunsetFruitbat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

a tankie is someone whose very ~~cool~~ sorry I mean bad and totally not cool or based

[โ€“] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

If the tank isn't from the Budapest region of Hungary, then it's not a tankie it's a Armed Anti-Fascist Intervention.

[โ€“] Redcat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

isn't it funnier if we don't

[โ€“] kleeon@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

a tankie is someone who constantly complains about being called a tankie

[โ€“] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

But that's the thing, I've never been called one. I want to be prepared

[โ€“] abc@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

everyone who isn't me

[โ€“] refolde@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

It's another name for fans of Thomas the Tank Engine

[โ€“] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Used to be anyone left of the DNC, now it's anyone left of the pentagon

[โ€“] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Tankie is when you main Reinhardt and roadhog