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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 71 points 1 week ago

So, someone had to go to a McDonald's and get a takeout order and then bring it to an airport and put it on a plane so they could eat McDonald's on a plane. Toddler shit right there

It'd be cold too. Cold mcdonalds fries are nasty

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

This is what I was thinking. Id rather eat any bland ass airline food than cold mcdonalds.

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[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

They have airport McDonald's

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 65 points 1 week ago

RFKJr only touching seed oils because he has a .22 pistol against the back of his skull

[-] BeanBoy@hexbear.net 57 points 1 week ago

RFK gonna have to send himself to the organic farm concentration camp

[-] context@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago

he makes an exception like this now and again to ensure the ol' brainworms get fed

[-] buh@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago

E. coli JDPON please do something funny timmy-pray

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hope they all get E. coli.

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[-] miz@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago

is RFK Jr. doing some sort of light blackface here? his skin looks like leather

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

Mimicking the appearance of your boss is a good way to move up in a hierarchy.

[-] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

He sleeps in a tanning bed like a diurnal vampire

[-] AutoVomBizMarkee@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

He’s Hulk Hoganing

[-] Hexboare@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

You don't need vaccines when you can take melanin peptides

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[-] Kieselguhr@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago
[-] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

Do I get access to cutlery?

[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

Or a suicide vest?

[-] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

I love how every artistic rendering of Trump done by conservatives makes sure to shave off a nice subtle 50 pounds at least

[-] Moonworm@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is it, the nightmare wherein I am smoking a blunt.

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

I don't have the juice to bring it into existence but we could rly use some Disco posting under this post rn

The way they're staring dog-screm

[-] Goblin@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

Sandwich and 10 pc nuggies? Boozwazhee decadence

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[-] plinky@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

I know it's cause trump is just that guy, but would be hilarious if he had a side deal with mcdonalds for advertising

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

They all look like they're dying from different diseases

[-] 666@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 1 week ago
[-] Dragon@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago

He just wants to make America healthy again. He wants to ban chemicals from our food. Thank God there is someone in the government taking healthy eating seriously.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago
[-] Dragon@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago

He's literally eating McDonald's and a coke

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago
[-] 666@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think some of my posts attract the strangest ones. If this is a bit then this is actually really good. The best bits border on saying unhinged, harmless (aka no racism or bullshit/etc) things and being unable to tell if it's actually real or not.

I think it is a bit though, they have good post history besides for possible anti-ML which could also mean it may not be a bit. Who knows. Good stuff.

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[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

I hope I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream

[-] 666@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 week ago

Eating seed oils a day to keep RFK away

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Republic of McDonalds

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

yay macdonnals!

do I see a fish delight?

[-] Poogona@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

de-empathy : There is a deafening silence here.

de-inland-empire : Can the pale achieve a human form? Can it walk and talk and dream its nothing dreams of nowhere?

de-conceptualization : It can, the evidence is here. It's beautiful.

de-half-light : You should run.

[-] a_party_german@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

extra cursed nightmare blunt rotation

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

You’re a millionaire and those are your choice of shoes?

Yes, I am fashion shaming.

[-] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

I'm not convinced rfkjr has any money

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 week ago

That's RKFJR? why is his skin uh???

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[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Did trump cook the fries? The people need to know

[-] SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Nightmare blunt rotation

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Hexbear, I had that nightmare again. The one where I pray to Mohamed Atta and he doesn't answer.

[-] Meh@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

It's incredible that RFK looks so shit he makes Trump look semi-decent by comparison

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Mayo Airlines

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How does Elon manage to put his hand on his own knee like a creep? It's like he's noncing himself, truly non-euclidian levels of juicelessness. He must be suffering every moment

Lmao at Don Jr doing product placement presumably by sheer trained reflex

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[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The appearance of these spacecraft would later be subconsciously expressed in the ~~design of the McDonnell Douglas DC-8~~ eating of McDonald's on private jet planes.

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

This is their version of the shawarma scene

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