I realize this is a rant but you coulda included hardware details.

I'm gonna contrast your experience with about 300 or so installs I did in the last couple of years, all on btrfs, 90% fedora, 9% ubuntu and the rest debian and mint and other stragglers, nothing but the cheapest and trashiest SSDs money can buy, the users are predominantly linux illiterate. I also run all my stuff (5 workstations and laptops) exclusively on btrfs and have so for 5+ years. not one of those manifested anything close to what you're describing.

so I hope the people that get your recommendations also take into consideration your sample size.

could be due to some bad block or read failure from the hdd (it is supposedly brand new, but i guess it could be busted)

I'd suspect the controller or cable first.

shit like this never happens to me on extfs, even if the hdd is literally dying

You say that as if it's a good thing. If you HDD is "literally dying", you want the filesystem to fail safe to make you (and applications) aware and not continue as if nothing happened. extfs doesn't fail here because it cannot even detect that something is wrong.

btrfs has its own share of bugs but, in theory, this is actually a feature.

i have an ext4 and an ufs partition in the same hdd without any issues.

Not any issue that you know of. For all extfs (and, by extension, you) knows, the disk/cable/controller/whatever could have mangled your most precious files and it would be none the wiser; happily passing mangled data to applications.

You have backups of course (right?), so that's not an issue you might say but if the filesystem isn't integer, that can permeate to your backups because the backup tool reading those files is none the wiser too; it relies on the filesystem to return the correct data. If you don't manually verify each and every file on a higher level (e.g. manual inspection or hashing) and prune old backups, this has potential for actual data loss.

If your hardware isn't handling the storage of data as it should, you want to know.

even if we suppose this is the hardware's fault and not btrfs's, should a file system be a little bit more resilient than that? at this rate, i feel like a cosmic ray could set off a btrfs corruption.

While the behaviour upon encountering an issue is in theory correct, btrfs is quite fragile. Hardware issues shouldn't happen but when they happen, you're quite doomed because btrfs doesn't have the option to continue despite the integrity of a part of it being compromised.
btrfs-restore disables btrfs' integrity; emulating extfs's failure mode but it's only for extracting files from the raw disks, not for continuing to use it as a filesystem.

I don't know enough about btrfs to know whether this is feasible but perhaps it could be made a bit more log-structured such that old data is overwritten first which would allow you to simply roll back the filesystem state to a wide range of previous generations, of which some are hopefully not corrupted. You'd then discard the newer generations which would allow you to keep using the filesystem.
You'd risk losing data that was written since that generation of course but that's often a much lesser evil. This isn't applicable to all kinds of corruption because older generations can become corrupted retroactively of course but at least a good amount of them I suspect.

My system has been btrfs since 2017. No issues. Maybe you have random powerloss?

Have you tested your RAM?

I am running BTRFS on multiple PCs and Laptops since about 8-10 years ago, and i had 2 incidents:

1. Cheap SSD: BTRFS reported errors, half a year later the SSD failed and never worked again.
2. Unstable RAM: BTRFS reported errors, i did a memtest and found RAM was unstable.

I am using BTRFS RAID0 since about 6 years. Even there, i had 0 issues. In all those years BTRFS snapshoting has saved me countless hours when i accidentially misconfigured a program or did a accidential rm -r ~/xyz.

For me the real risk in BTRFS comes from snapper, which takes snapshots even when the disk is almost full. This has resulted in multiple systems not booting because there was no space left. That's why i prefer Timeshift for anything but my main PC.

This is just telling me that my loyalty to FAT(32) is valid.

I've had btrfs go into an error state because of a bad write before, but it was pretty easy to recover from

My two cents: the only time I had an issue with Btrfs, it refused to mount without using a FS repair tool (and was fine afterwards, and I knew which files needed to be checked for possible corruption). When I had an issue with ext4, I didn't know about it until I tried to access an old file and it was 0 bytes - a completely silent corruption I found out probably months after it actually happened.

Both filesystems failed, but one at least notified me about it, while the second just "pretended" everything was fine while it ate my data.

Sad to hear. I don’t know if it’s luck or something else.

I’ve been running Debian on btrfs on my laptop for 3 months without issue; I still use ext4 on my desktop, as I just went with defaults when I installed the operating system.

You're right to give up on btrfs. It's been so long in development and it just isn't ready. Ext4 or ZFS are mature and excellent file systems. There's no need for btrfs these days. It always has and always will disappoint.

Everyone singing the praises of it are the sysadmin equivalent of the software engineer yelling 'it works on my machine' when a user finds an issue.

I mean, unless you really like one of the weird bells and whistles btrfs supports ext4 is just faster and more reliable. If you don't have weird power user needs then anything else is a downgrade. Even ZFS really only makes a significant difference if you're moving around gigabytes of data on a daily basis. If you're on a BSD anyway feel free to go for it, but for most people there is no real benefit. Every other fancy new file system is just worse for typical desktop use cases. People desperately want to replace ext4 because it's old, but there's just really nothing to gain from it. Sometimes simple and reliable is good.

Been using BTRFS since I learned I could squeeze more data on my cheap-ass drive and... It's been 3 years, no problem at all, and I have backups anyway.

Won't say it.. Won't say it.. ZFS!! Oops.

Get on FreeBSD + ZFS

I had some trouble with ZFS and kernel compatibility when upgrading the OS, so I switched to btrfs. It's been fine for 3 years now, including a kernel upgrade.