I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Thus solving the problem once and for all.

I was gonna go yachting in those feet!

Not exactly an iconic line, but I love the delivery:

"Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?"

Fry: "I've... not heard of them."

Futurama's great for nerdy science gags, social satire, and pop culture spoofs, but its best jokes are always uniquely stupid twists of language like this.

Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:

"Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink"

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

What makes a man turn neutral?

"I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can."

"You're going to do his laundry?"

Edit - the one that had me literally rolling off the couch because I was laughing so hard was, "That just raises further questions!"

There's not a restaurant built that I can't fly - Zap Brannigan

The one I use most often: "I've heard worse excuses to drink".

My lead pipe hurts.

And Fry, you've got that brain thing!

• I already did!

“Take the deal, Fry! If there's a delicious cake, isn't it better to have one slice than none at all? Even if four other guys eat the other four slices, and they're all thrusting their sweaty naked bodies against the cake?”

I'll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel

"wooooooooo"

"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body

Gundersons Nuts! They're Nut so good!

I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.

Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C'MON!

I sublibed with obly tribial blain dabblage.

MY LEG FEELS FUNNY

...

MY LEG FEELS BETTER

I'm Scruffy, the janitor.

This isn't a productive area of discussion.

I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!

"Your mother!"

Robot house

I could do without these boobs flopping about

The butter in my pocket is melting!