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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Isn't that the guy that keeps exposing himself to children?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

In his child-trafficking van with the Klan stickers on the back?

[–] darthsid@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can’t wait until the onion gets infowars

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Shove enough meth into him to OD his brainless head