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This fucking man threatened to kill Mr. Trump, the president elect! porky-point

Oh how terrible. waow-based

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 70 points 1 month ago

Gotta say, people need to understand what an actionable threat is and how not to do it

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 58 points 1 month ago

Court documents identify “Individual 1” as a public figure, former president and the current president-elect.

Why lmao

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wow, who could it be? We need a emoji in the style of "what's this pokemon?" with trumps silhouette

[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Ass is too deflated, fix this thicc-trump

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago
[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

I don't think it's that suitable as an emote but it was a fun idea so I quickly tried anyway lol

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Well we aren't allowed to "name" people in "official" reports but ya know wink wink nudge nudge.

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago

How are prospective assassins getting progressively worse?

[-] someone@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

Nobody wants to work anymore.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Because they eat hot chip, twerk, and lie.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

you'd think this would make them better assassins

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

only-throw Don't announce just do.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

If you will refer, Mr Arizona Man, to rule number two of the ten crack commandments

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah real hitters live a code of silence, like Trump's first assassin.

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Real Gs stay silent like Lasagna

[-] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago
  1. Consignment is not for novices

what did he mean by this?

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One should resist the temptation to start dealing in bulk amounts before building a sufficient client base, lest they be embarrassed when their investors arrive

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Stop talking about it lol

[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

They're not sending their best

[-] estii@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

[DJ Khaled voice] another one

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Thro' his arse, you say?

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