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[-] lath@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

According to research, it takes around 2000 work hours for the average academia researcher to start making shit up in order to publish a paper.

Source: an average academia researcher.

[-] qooqie@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I see you just made shit up you must be very well published

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

75% of that time is an existential crisis.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Nah bruv, don’t wish that upon your kids.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Something-something, Geneva convention.

[-] flora_explora@beehaw.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Well, and if you then still keep on procrastinating you'll get burned put and have to resign from academia :'(

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