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    (That's Dick Van Dyke living it up at 99)

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    [–] Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    Debian is that one guy on a construction site who, despite doing as little as possible each day, somehow is the only thing keeping the company functional.

    [–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Debian is like 50s electric tools, not as effective as new ones, but will outlast everyone and everything

    [–] Devorlon@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago

    inherited from my granddad, it's been from his garage (shop) since the 60s, and it's now forming 3D printed parts in my flat.

    [–] Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
    [–] rtxn@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    We have found him: Debian Sid.

    [–] superkret@feddit.org 19 points 4 months ago

    He's lookin' kinda unstable.

    [–] murph 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    Interesting note: Dick Van Dyke was a big Amiga user back in the day.

    [–] ptz@dubvee.org 11 points 4 months ago
    [–] superkret@feddit.org 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Fun fact: Ian Murdock released Debian when he was 20 years old.

    [–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Fun fact: every old man was 20 years old at one time

    [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

    Except Colombians. According to a running joke a couple friends and I have had going since watching formula 1 decades ago, Columbian men spontaneously appear at age 27.

    [–] circuitfarmer 6 points 4 months ago

    Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

    Monopoly Man was born old.

    [–] kekmacska@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

    Ian Murdock was 20 when he released Debian, it is too late, chasing career is not worth it

    [–] lurklurk@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

    People should find a better foundation for self-esteem than hating linux distros. They're mostly ok, and without debian Linux wouldn't be what it is today

    Preferring a certain distro is fine but why care if others like something else?

    [–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

    Never thought that a 99 years old Dick pic would make me smile...

    [–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Eh, they also call Mint a noob distro. I'm not dealing with Arch or smth on my work machine. Screw that Mint is perfect.

    [–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    There is nothing wrong with using things that "just work" when you need them to.
    Same reason people buy Toyota and Honda.
    My life has enough chaos to handle, without starting my day faffing with Arch for no good reason.

    [–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

    Well said. Also a Honda and Toyota owner here :). When I started learning Linux there was so much hype around Arch...I installed it and then Meh pretty much like any other Linux, except things weren't tweaked to function as a cohesive whole. Arch people complaining about btrfs filling drive, or nVidia issues. So I went back to OpenSUSE Leap. It works. Btrfs snapshotting built in to any time you alter system, backend chronjobs for balance and cleanup. nVidia driver hosted directly by nVidia and specific for OpenSUSE. Why would I want life on hard mode.

    [–] kekmacska@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 months ago

    i'm an absolute beginner, and will install Garuda (arch-based) on my next computer. I also used Tumbleweed, it is pretty good. It was my first linux experience and found it manageable

    [–] overload@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    He looks pretty young for a 99 year old. Would have put him at early 80s.

    [–] ptz@dubvee.org 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    He's not 99 for another couple weeks, but when you're pushing 100, you get to round up a little as long as you don't round above the 100 mark lol.

    [–] overload@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    I hear that particular 2 weeks is all the difference

    [–] ptz@dubvee.org 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
    [–] overload@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago
    [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

    It's not a Linux party without old Dick!

    [–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

    I vote we change the definition of a "Van Dyke" to this glorious snowy beardage.

    [–] clif@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I started calling it "Grandma Debian" for some reason.

    ... I say this as a Debian user after new versions of Mint failed to accurately detect my RAID size. I tried Ubuntu for giggles, same problem, but Grandma Debian worked perfect out of the box.

    To be fair, it is a software RAID in the BIOS and those are known to be odd.

    [–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago

    I still don't get why my laptop shipped with BIOS raid enabled.
    It only has one drive!

    [–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    You must get old but you are not required to mature.

    [–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

    I like "growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional."

    Obviously that's just restating your comment and I'm not trying to diminish your version in any way. This is just the way I heard it and I wanted to share.

    [–] adarza@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    if debian is the old man, what does that make patrick and slackware?

    [–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

    Real life Benjamin Button.

    [–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    He looks like Uncle Sam but fun

    [–] ptz@dubvee.org 2 points 4 months ago

    Lol, he kinda does, doesn't he?

    [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    I thought that was Terry Pratchett at first for some reason and was sorely disappointed πŸ™

    [–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

    GNU Terry Pratchett 😿

    [–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

    Kids don’t understand the issues Ubuntu had early on. Especially when you had limited resources on the system, Debian was ol’ reliable for so long.

    But yeah, I’ve regretted the past couple Debian installs I did. Its time has passed.

    [–] HStone32@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    I like Debian. So many Debian/Ubuntu based distros, trying to improve upon it, but I think its great as it is.

    [–] ptz@dubvee.org 1 points 4 months ago

    Agreed.

    And I don't have to worry about apt-get installing stub packages for snaps like other Debian-derived distros (which often use Ubuntu repos).

    [–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago

    Mx Linux is the old man distro to me

    [–] nothingcorporate@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

    I think the old man is Ian.