Disclaimer: this post is completely serious, not sarcasm. This is 100% intended as incitement. FAA, you can take a screen shot of this post, blow it up on a poster, and introduce it into evidence as exhibit 69

Lol UFO freaks get me everytime

Make sure you use the blue ones because those are the prettiest and the pilots like the pretty ones.

My friend told me that guns work too

I shared this with a comrade from here who's into UFOs/UAPs, interesting stuff. I have an interest in these and I remember reading that people have had success with shining laser pointers at sky orbs. Are they alieums? I don't know, but it's compelling how the sky lights up with the objects.

edit: DO NOT do this though because like as the reddit thread said it's against the law and you can have the feds knocking at your door, so.

Ive got one that can melt plastic from pretty far

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