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Hooters but its gay and it's called Gooters
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Hooters but it's a pc hardware store called 'Puters
Hooters is short for Hetero Ooters
Hooters but it's an owl sanctuary called Hooters
Every horny boomer that shows up there to order chicken wings gets pooped on by all the birds. 
It's called goochers and the wait staff are all twinks in C-strings
Hooters but it's trying to retain relevance to its boomer demographic and it's called Hoot Hearse
Hooters but they sell networking equipment and it's called Routers to make technical people have an aneurysm.
Hooters but it shows comedic outtakes from movies and it's called Bloopers.
Now I have the urge to hit up Gooters
this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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