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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Country girls have to ponder the corb

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Courbtry gorbs morb dourb

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

"Everything's on a cob. The WHOLE PLANET'S on a cob, Morty we gotta go!"

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You all laugh, but this is a rare artifact known only to those of us allergic to corn.

This is the corny hand grenade of Antioch, and if you throw it at a person allergic to corn, we simply vanish from this plane.

Jokes on you tho. If you do that, you'll miss out on my killer loot.

[–] sundrei 1 points 1 year ago

"Please tell your operatives to refrain from using explosives, Commander."

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Ponder the corb.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

In British English it's "courb", though

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes I think we should let scientists fuck with the genetics of plants to make cool weird new food, like they have to be sold in their own shop. You could modify the way it reproduces so it can't fuck up regular crops and we could have awesome corbs or make everything into a tomato form keeping the original plants flavour.

Let's get freaky with our food.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Getting freaky with the food is the only reason anyone buys a zucchini

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

It's spherical!

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago