When you try to hit on someone but your charisma is −5.
Being a shitty warlock is a hard life.
literally me except the hitting on someone part
1: This girl seems cool.
2: BATTERIES ARE $220 NOW?!?!
Just paid 350 canuck bucks for an AGM battery for a regular old RAV4.
This world is cruel
I replaced my car battery a few years ago thinking it was just going to be $50. $175 later...
Can confirm, am also RAV4 owner who had to pay $350 for an AGM battery.
Went to check if they were cheaper at Walmart, found they were 70-140 for a normal lead acid battery.
It popped up with an ad asking me to do a free month trial of Walmart+ or what not. I was like why would I want this. And the FIRST line wasn't about free delivery, cheaper gas prices or some shit, it was 25% percent off Burger King daily. (Guessing they say daily so you don't stand outside and give everyone 25% off on the drive thru.). But still... Why the fuck is fast food charging so much that they can afford to throw another 25% to Walmart.
To be fair, they seem to be better than they used to. My car hit 200k not too long ago and still has its original battery. I have no problems with it but I remember having much newer batteries where it was a gamble on cold mornings if it would start. Purely anecdotal though.
270k checking in, factory battery
My car has 130k and I keep wondering when the battery is going to die, because when I was younger they didn't last this long and I just kinda forgot about it until it occurred to me recently.
Don't ever buy batteries from an auto parts store. Find a hole in the wall hardware store or a rural king or something like that and you'll get them way cheaper
Just go to Walmart lol there's always like 100 free ones in the parking lot
Just need a crowbar and you're golden
I just paid ~650usd for a new battery for my Toyota. Though I bought an extra expensive one to have good enough amps for starting in -40c and colder.
Fun fact: -40c = -40f
It's a couple of hunks of lead, copper, and sulfuric acid. You got robbed.
Looking for a sugar daddy?
-5.6% "discount" lol.
My guess is they had 6% sales tax and she rounded down on the output.
Wait that’s more expensive per unit than one. Ya gotta throw a dog a bone in bulk.
She’s seems cool tho
This comment has "what English sounds like to non-english speakers" vibes.
As a native english speaker this
Ya gotta they’re a dog a bone at bulk
is just aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
The price per battery goes up if you buy in bulk? WTF?
This is probably some US nonsense where the battery was $220 without tax, and the value at the register for the 99 batteries was with tax.
Needless to say: 🤢
Or OP meant to say one was $230 and 99 was $22,000.
I feel the math is wrong but maybe I just don’t know enough about car batteries
Thought for sure this was a Dull Men's Club post
I did something similar in the early '90s, but it was a carved wooden eagle at Busch Gardens. When I hit the sub total button the P.O.S. system for the whole park crashed because it was around a million dollars. lmao
I don't know why this is so funny but I'm cackling like a fool.
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