chapotraphouse

the shitting will continue until legislation changes

creation of a uniform id

Oi! 'u gotta license ta piss?

Walking past my local small business (hero, job creator) and stepping in to take a shit. The sign says "Employees Only" and I try to dodge the manager at the door. I pull out my Handy Dandy Shitting Card™ and present it to the manager. He lets me in. :screm-cool:

What is the Shidding 'n Pissing ID going to look like? I imagine brown and yellow colours and a defecating bald eagle.

Let the people piss and shit :fidel-cool:

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Love to have to carry around a "Shiddin out my doodoo ass disease sufferer" identity card like some kind of Nazi Regime run by Dane Cook

finding a doctor who's lax with the requirements with the medical shitting card so I can recreationally shit