"No matter" he bellowed, with a furious roar
Just shut-up and buy this, you consumerist whore
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Well to be fair, those are pillows and not Christmas
"Maybe Christmas" doesn't come from a store, but "Merry Christmas" does, take that Dr. Suess!
this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2024
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