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Anon is Kif (sh.itjust.works)

I didn't censor the word "sex" in this screenshot, fyi

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 130 points 3 weeks ago

Post your penis again for me Kif!

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 103 points 3 weeks ago

If you think that’s rock bottom, I think you should make like a Zapp Brannigan backrub and go lower.

Lower.

Lower.

Too low!

Lower…

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 84 points 3 weeks ago

If she didnt see it then she didnt deserve it, Anon. You were a star and you burned bright.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 28 points 3 weeks ago

Let your freak flag FLY!

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 weeks ago

They're still around. Not as popular as they used to, but they're still around.

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Reading old tigforums posts are so fire

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I miss &TOTSE

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

ALMOST AS BAD AS MY CURRENT LIFE

That insinuate their current life is even worse than being a forum slave...

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago

Dude’s got Sexlexia

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

I bet this is a congressman

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, and he's actively trying to make it illegal to roleplay, I bet.

[-] Fleur_@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

That would actually be an understandable character development

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

I find it akin to gay closeted republicans voting against gays out of internalised shame.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 weeks ago

Real and gay

[-] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder who or what or how he's roleplaying now. Anyone have any ideas?

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, misspent youth. I got my first girlfriend role playing as the narrator cat (Munkustrap) in a Cats: The Musicial AOL chat room (she was bombalurina).

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

Today I learned on Lemmy...

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I had like 15k messages in a really active discord server over the span of a year, it had like ~5k people in it last time I checked. If I can only get 15,000 with #general on my 2nd monitor for over a YEAR how the hell can anon get 50,000 on a forum with FIFTY PEOPLE?? Honestly I don't know if I doubt it or not which makes it even worse 😭

* note the server I played on was for a Minecraft 'client' (essentially a modpack)

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 3 weeks ago

80,000 with 20 people

this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2024
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