I honestly don't even think this is satire sadly. At least think up a better conspiracy if you're going all in on the Aliens.
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Damn, this is some Heaven's Gate shit
Exactly 😭
Americans possess negative critical thinking skills yet have such an insanely bloated ego they refuse to ever consider they could be ignorant on a subject matter
At least Jimmy Carter knew this message wouldn't be found for millions, maybe even hundreds of millions of years, if at all. flies right over the head of the modern alien watcher reader.
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