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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I went to the Whitehouse in 1989 as part of a high school band geek trip to play during Bush 41's inauguration. I had a ridiculous "butterfly" knife and a wad of firecrackers in my jean jacket. There was no reason to have them. They were just in my jacket all the time. The dude at the metal detector took the knife, tossed the black cats into the trash can and waved me through. He returned the knife when we left.

I wonder if that would be newsworthy today.

[–] Garibaldee@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like there is a comical level to it being a giant machete, like a pocket-able knife is one thing.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I hope he got to pull it out dramatically, like Tim Burton's Joker.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, I'm sorry I thought this was America.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] lps@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A rusty machete as well, nice!;)

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if it is even sharp enough to cut anything

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Machetes can't even cut anything anymore because of woke.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Anything is sharp enough to cut when you swing it with full force.

[–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From the looks of things, about $4 worth of property was seized...

[–] ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

-$21 to -$54 once you factor the $25 to $60 for a tetanus shot.

[–] ReadMoreBooks@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Seemingly so many don't do any homework. For example, this guy: There are cheap plastic knives for self defense that are as good as metal for the first use. An example of those would be the Cold Steel FGX Nightshade series.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

this happens a lot in dc. riding the metro you see police making arrests with rows and rows of machetes and chefs knives being laid out like they’re for sale.

[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Two days late. I was expecting stuff on Monday.

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Crocodile Dundee IV

[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, bring your Milwaukee razor folder while assaulting the Capitol