Pooping is more like dropping the empty cartridge.
this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2025
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And our thoughts, words and actions are the projectiles.
Thanks Jaden
So that's why it is called projectile vomiting.
Pooping is 3D Printing and your butthole is the extruder.
They should make nozzle attachments for your butthole for different thicknesses.
With a little modification
They already have a flared base
Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.
I'm printing the intruder though.
⊂((・⊥・))⊃
We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.
Big bada boom
With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.
This is a shitpost.
I could really use a little more rifling in the barrel
Hemorrhoids
It's not a distance weapon
Enter the Gungeon theme begins
That means I'm a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders
I’m a poop machine 💩
I thought this was going to be related to the poop knife.
shit take
You have projectile shits too?!