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Poop gun (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by themaninblack@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pooping is more like dropping the empty cartridge.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

And our thoughts, words and actions are the projectiles.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Thanks Jaden

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

So that's why it is called projectile vomiting.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Pooping is 3D Printing and your butthole is the extruder.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They should make nozzle attachments for your butthole for different thicknesses.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

With a little modification

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

They already have a flared base

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 5 months ago

I'm printing the intruder though.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

⊂((・⊥・))⊃

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Big bada boom

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 8 points 5 months ago

You're forgetting one very important thing ...

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago

With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.

This is a shitpost.

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I could really use a little more rifling in the barrel

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Hemorrhoids

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

It's not a distance weapon

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Enter the Gungeon theme begins

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

That means I'm a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders

[–] winkly@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I’m a poop machine 💩

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I thought this was going to be related to the poop knife.

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

shit take

[–] glowie@h4x0r.host 1 points 5 months ago

You have projectile shits too?!