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[-] dosuser123456 1 points 6 days ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(i use geany tho)

[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 122 points 1 week ago
  1. Learn how to take a screenshot
  2. Clean your damned screen
[-] communism@lemmy.ml 77 points 1 week ago

Learn how to take a screenshot

Part of the joke is that it looks like a snapchat story, hence the photo

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 1 week ago

And what about their screen?

[-] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago

People on Snapchat dont give a fuck about cleanliness.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

I feel like they intentionally got some bad glare on the screen, but in a spot where it wouldn’t interfere with you quickly reading the text. 🤌🏼

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago

Screenshots are also disabled.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I didn't notice until you posted. I thought it was my phone screen.

[-] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago
  1. Clean your damned phone screen
[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I thought it was some sort of sky full of stars background.

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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 week ago

It's okay. Emacs is still available.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 40 points 1 week ago

Bah. Moving from one ideologist's garden to another. Choose freedom! Choose Microsoft Paint.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago
[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Emacs runs everything if you try hard enough.

Someone has built an org mode plugin for launching steam games[1] - I don't believe anyone has yet built a steamos emulator in elisp, though.

But that just means it could be you!

  1. https://github.com/Kungsgeten/steam.el
[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I'm sure some PhD student has. Unfortunately they don't come out of their mom's attic for anything other than ramen so we'll never find out

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

Holy shit, that looks real.

I... Don't have words. It's beautiful. And it's terrifying.

[-] some_guy 15 points 1 week ago

Dirty Emacs scum. Jk, I love ya.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

Hey, personally, I use nano.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Nano users unite and edit a few lines of code, but that's it.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

Nano users unite and edit a few lines of code, but that's it.

I would pay for that on a shirt. That's really good.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

But what about micro :P

Honestly i feel micro is a child of vim and nano. Powerful addons and visual support. With simple keybinds

[-] some_guy 1 points 1 week ago

Pretty great response.

[-] callmepk@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

Instruction unclear, made a Neovim version lol

[-] stetech@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Am not a Neovim user. How do you make the lines show up next to the directory contents listing?

[-] callmepk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That’s a plugin called oil.nvim, which allows you to navigate and edit filesystem as if it’s a neovim buffer

[-] stetech@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Thanks!

I’ll add that onto my ~~pile~~ list of things to look into again once Helix gets its plugin functionality…

[-] mrkite@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

That's a programming font for the insane.

[-] towerful@programming.dev 27 points 1 week ago

I'm just surprised this isn't a systemd joke

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[-] mdhughes 18 points 1 week ago

ed (1) is still the standard text editor.

[-] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

You don’t use butterflies?

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I assume these memes are related to tiktok somehow? Is there more to it than that, or am I just no longer "hip" enough to understand today's humor?

[-] astropenguin5@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Yea its a meme of the format of the TikTok ban message, though there is also a sub-joke is the PID being how the US's political parties swing back and forth, which is in the part where TikTok referred to trump planning on revoking the ban, and that it just needs to wait for it to finish swinging back right.

[-] crimsonpoodle@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah I think it is, they had a similar page

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

Damn, I guess ill have to use Nano (ewww)

[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gross, providing a UI you can just learn without a separate reference manual? Disgusting.

Ikr, why would I want simplicity when I can have superiority (I use Arch btw)

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[-] tux0r@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago
[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Or micro, if you wish nano made sense

[-] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Only issue I have with it is copy paste, especially over ssh

[-] tux0r@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

I wish nano wouldn’t destroy line endings.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

What do you mean?

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I have not seen that behavior

[-] mrkite@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

hx thatsfine.txt

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If the currently growth of fascism is at least a directly proportional (or even exponential) graph, just about every open source project will be banned for Reads in Louis rossman`s voice when he's pronouncing words like „own” allowing Treasonous and terrorist words like: „transgender”, „Socialism”, „nazi”, and „cis” without banning and reporting the users to the respective authorities to begin the process of relocating them to the nearest reeducation and work centre

( If you don't know the voice that I'm referring to, its in this video when he reads the EULA of sony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXH8jXefqE)

[-] CheesyFox 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

all migrate to kakoune now! >:3

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